ACCELERATE

BREAKING: THE JEFF BEZOS WASHINGTON POST IS STILL MEGA CUCKED AND STATIST

GM AND HAPPY HUMP DAY. I'VE YET TO SEND AN EMAIL AT WORK THIS WEEK. LET'S KEEP THAT GOING.

DON'T WORRY - THERE'S STILL TIME TO PAY THE IRS FOR ALL YOUR 2024 ZAPS. YOU ARE LEGALLY OBLIGATED TO REPORT EACH AND EVERY ONE OF THESE TAXABLE EVENTS. #PAYYOURFAIRSHARE #GOVERNMEHARDERDADDY

GM

GM TO EVERYONE EXCEPT JANET YELLEN.

GM TO EVERYONE EXCEPT NEEL KASHKARI. BM TO NEEL KASHKARI.