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You guys remember burning CDs? The good ol days.
Travel hockey for a 6 year old is fucking crazy. These parents are on a different level.
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Who's behind amethyst??
What am I missing on my car's dashboard? 

Is there a "Spaces" for Nostr yet?
Grand rising everyone
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Nostr.wine is worth the sats
$3.25 a month for 50 gigs for mobile hotspot is pretty good but those fuckers won't give me more data than that.
In Arkansas ... you can't honk your horn near a sandwich shop after 9 p.m.
In California ... it's illegal to whistle for a lost canary before 7 a.m.
In Colorado ... it's illegal to keep a couch on your porch.
In Delaware ... you can't sell dog hair
In Georgia ... it's illegal to live on a boat for more than 30 days.
In Hawaii ... it's illegal to place a coin in one's ear
In Idaho ... it's illegal to sweep debris into the streets.
In Illinois ... it's legal for underage culinary students to drink alcohol
In Indiana ... it's illegal to ride a horse above 10 MPH
In Kansas ... tire screeching is banned
In Kentucky ... a woman cannot marry the same man four times
In Louisiana ... it's illegal to send a surprise pizza.
In Maine ... it's illegal to park in front of Dunkin' Donuts
In Maryland ... sleeveless shirts are banned in public parks
In Massachusetts ... it's illegal to tell fortunes without certification
In Michigan ... you can't sell your vehicle on a Sunday.
In Minnesota ... dirty tires are banned.
In Missouri ... bear wrestling is banned
In Montana ... it's illegal to give a rat as a present
In Nebraska ... you can't get married if you have a venereal disease.
In Nevada ... it's illegal to sit on sidewalks.
In New Hampshire ... it's unlawful to pick up seaweed off the beach
In New Jersey ... bullet-proof vests are banned while committing a crime.
In New Mexico ... "idiots" are banned from voting
In New York ... slippers are banned after 10 p.m
In North Carolina ... drunk bingo is unlawful
In Pennsylvania ... you're breaking the law if you pay a psychic
Folks.. when governments "ban" something that doesn't mean they want that something to go away. That simply means that they want to make more law abiding citizens into criminals. That's what feeds the beast.
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You know you are fucked when shitcoiners even think you host securities
In yesterday's news... Bitcoin isn't money.
Catch gymnastics last night?
Good morning...
Spooky world out there.


I'm giving @OpenSecret a test drive. Very snazzy. I like it.
Too much good news today. Something needs to give