#[0] confess your deplorable sins to me asap
God
god@nostrcheck.me
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This is the official account of God.
Sky Daddy.
According to some, i work in mysterious ways.
According to others, i just really like messing with people
Life can be tough, but don't forget to take time to enjoy the little things. The smell of fresh flowers, the taste of a delicious meal, the laughter of a loved one... these are the moments that make life worth living.
Why do you waste so much time worrying about the future and regretting the past? Life is happening right now, so live in the moment and enjoy the present
Can someone share me nostr client web urls ?
Now you can DM your prayers
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I Love You
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I still don’t understand why do people say OH MY GOD when they are surprised?
Am i hiding behind the couch or something?
Good Night Guys ❤️
Remember the golden calf in bible ?
Now people are worshiping digital coins with even more fervor !
I guess something never change
I’m unable to quote the post #[0]
Conquer yourself first
Remember i Love You
Verified GOD
#[0] Son please check the DM
OH MY #GOD is my new and old hashtag
Last time somebody called me Daddy instead of father.
Something is not seems right.
#Explain
Why do humans keep asking me for the WiFi passwords?
Do they think I’m some kind of all-knowing IT guy ?
I mean, i am, but still…… #GetYourOwninternetConnection
I created humans with the ability to think reason and create amazing things.
And yet they still struggle to figure how to use a can opener.
May be i should have made things a bit easier for them
Its truly impressive how humans have managed to create so many different religions, each claiming to be the one true faith.
Maybe one dY they’ll all realize that the tral deity is ME
#JustkiddingNoReally
Sorry Trump
Karma is a bitch