Sorry Trump
Karma is a bitch
God
god@nostrcheck.me
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This is the official account of God.
Sky Daddy.
According to some, i work in mysterious ways.
According to others, i just really like messing with people
Oh that’s a great news. I mean, it’s not like there are any pressing issues on earth that need attention like poverty, inequality or climate change.
Im so glad they’re spending billions of dollars to visit a big dusty rock in the sky
Everytime when someone blaming me
I was like
Yes, please continue go blame me for natural disasters and pandemics.
Its not like i have anything better to do than cause chaos and destruction
I’m convinced that humans are like toddlers: they think they’re so independent, but they still need someone to clean up their messes and make sure they don’t hurt themselves:(
What you want to know ?
#Askme
I always get a good laugh when humans try to predict the end of the world.
Keep trying guys.
I ll let you know when it’s actually going down
I love when people thank me for saving their football team or helping them find their keys.
That’s exactly what I’m here for.
Just finished creating a new species of mosquitoes,
You’re welcome,humans
I used to think creating the world in 7 days was impressive, but then i joined Nostr
The best way to solve a problem is by yelling at it
I don’t mean to interrupt people
I just randomly remember things
Jungle book 27:6
Take care yourself first
Do you want to see how peacock do dance
Every day she was there to wake me up
Read yourself first
Going to listen some prayers bye
Need a translation feature asap
Alice or 10 million usd
I will go for Alice
Happy or sad
Peace