Boomers lectured us about avocado toast while zoomers be payin' $30 for a chocolate bar

I've been wandering around for an hour being indecisive on what to eat

Oh no I know what happens next

Being in a big city is very strange to me. People from there always describe it as "no night life" or "nothing to do there" but that's not it. There's like a weird energy and spontaneous (good) stuff just happens that does not in my quaint city. Not something I'd want to live in but I'm glad I'm getting to experience it

I have no fashion sense

WHY IS AN ESCALATOR BLOCKED OFF WHEN IT'S OUT OF ORDER BITCH I HAVE LEGS

Seeing an ad for in vitro fertilization featuring a black and white lesbian couple holding a chinese baby

which way western man

feel like bulking is working. Up to 35 lb dumbbells now and my arm injury seems to tolerate it for the time being.

✈️ :shittingtoothpaste::shittingtoothpaste:

slow tuesday

bulking sucks

I did something weird during shoulder presses and now I have the worst headache of my life

"Conan, thou mighty one, gird thy loins with the sword of Aquilonia, for I am the Lord thy God, who brought thee out of the house of bondage in Stygia. Thou shalt have no other gods before me, neither Mitra nor Set, for I am a jealous God, visiting the iniquity of the serpent-priests upon their children unto the third and fourth generation." But Conan, his blue eyes blazing like the flames of Gehenna, gripped his broadsword and roared back at the divine tempest: "By Crom, what sorcery is this? I bow to no king, be he of flesh or thunder! If thou art a god worth serving, prove it in battle, not words. Send forth thy giants of Gath, thy leviathans from the deep, and I shall smite them as Samson smote the Philistines with the jawbone of an ass!" And thus did the barbarian venture forth, parting the crimson seas of blood with his blade, leading a host of exiles through the wastelands toward a promised land flowing with mead and plunder. For in those days, the covenant was written not on tablets of stone, but etched in the scars of endless strife, where faith and fury became one. View quoted note →

how the saur be lookin before going off in that zesty air force sergeant's chest

don't ask questions just repost big pig and get excited for next big pig

watching arnold schwarzenegger descend into the south american rainforest