So glad the word retarded is coming back. What a beautiful word.

I've never been to a hooters before. I feel like it's mostly a white trash thing

Why in the fuck is this in Unicode

racists in shock when they see hitler petting niggasquirrel :wtfhog:

there's a nonzero chance that Donald Trump has seen The Gunt

no one is safe from

Mark Hamill of Star Wars fame was hosting the BAFTA awards on Sunday, during the middle of his speech his pants unexpectedly fell down. how does this happen

I'm 42 days into my interloper run and I don't know how much longer I'm going to continue. I have a few more hides curing and then I will have (nearly) the best gear in interloper. Problem is that it just doesn't help. The weather is too cold and constantly adversarial in ways it's hard to express unless you experience it first hand. Strategies like torch chaining don't work because the wind is always blowing. Using the magnifying glass doesn't work because it's never sunny. When it is sunny the wind is blowing too hard to sustain a flame. You can't travel anywhere without losing 20% of your health. I know how to work around that but it just makes is so you have to stop and warm up constantly. Traversing maps becomes agonizingly slow. I think I've proven I actually do have the skill for this mode. I'm not as risk of dying. I don't think I have the patience.

> @cassidyclown tries to raise chickens > every canine in a 20 mile radius:

If you put yogurt in milk it turns into more yogurt. Disturbing stuff. Frightening.

I'm amazed how well matrix voice chat works in that it works at all

cowards call it coal

my favorite childhood action figure. fat old guy

Guy fucking yelling into his iPad "set a timer for 15--- SIRI SET A TIMER FOR 15 MINITES... SIRI... SIRI" like god damn bro forgot how to press buttons

Every time I see someone in slack uses a check react :niggacheck: starts whispering to me like the green goblin mask

Your risk of getting attacked by a penguin is low, but never zero :birdofprey:

I don't think I've ever met a German and said "wow that guy was sure reasonable and level headed"

>4 years he must have ratted out people right? The feds aren't THIS retarded right?

California Teenager Sentenced to 48 Months in Prison for Nationwide Swatting Spree

Alan W. Filion, 18, of Lancaster, California, was sentenced today to 48 months in prison for making interstate threats to injure the person of anot...

these are just fediverse instances