Guy fucking yelling into his iPad "set a timer for 15--- SIRI SET A TIMER FOR 15 MINITES... SIRI... SIRI" like god damn bro forgot how to press buttons

Every time I see someone in slack uses a check react :niggacheck: starts whispering to me like the green goblin mask

Your risk of getting attacked by a penguin is low, but never zero :birdofprey:

I don't think I've ever met a German and said "wow that guy was sure reasonable and level headed"

>4 years he must have ratted out people right? The feds aren't THIS retarded right?

California Teenager Sentenced to 48 Months in Prison for Nationwide Swatting Spree

Alan W. Filion, 18, of Lancaster, California, was sentenced today to 48 months in prison for making interstate threats to injure the person of anot...

these are just fediverse instances

Dipping carrots in yogurt. I starts good and gets progressively less good with each bite

Bullet Train (2022) Well, it certainly is unique, for Hollywood at least. Some of the dialogue is Le Reddit Quirky (particularly out of The Twins) but other than that I had no major problems with the writing... in fact the technical aspect of that writing is where the movie does extremely well. The plot is very complicated, but simultaneously easy to follow due to mementos and rapid flashbacks that remind you of earlier events. I think some viewers might find this insulting but I can say with confidence I wouldn't have been able to follow it on first watch without them. I would say it's worth watching. The film has low ratings from critics because they cast a lot of non-asians in asian looking roles. They call it "white washing" despite all races being there in equal proportion. Shut up you fucking retards we don't have to listen to you now.

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I'm 0/4 so far on memento caches existing in mountain town. I thought this was a bug or an update but it turns out that mementos have a chance of not existing on interloper and RNGesus has decided he does not bless this run Can't complain too hard because I just found a second ski jacket while looking for one just now. View quoted note →

bro holy fuck fat free greek yogurt has a METRIC SHITTON of protien. I'm not sure what the catch here is (there must be one) but if it's actually good for you that's a better value than whey powders

I reaffirm that desolation point sucks as a start location. It has a forge but no hammer. It has very little in the way of food anywhere. No cattails which exacerbates the previous point. Hybernia processing isn't a good base because it's cold. Wolf density rivaling broken railroad. I just got insane RNG finding 4 boxes of matches. That wasn't the case any other time I spawned there. View quoted note →

With AI I can finally fulfill my darkest fantasies (morgan freeman reading me a bedtime story as I fall asleep)

Real men put their yeti rambler in the microwave

Okay I'm sorry I got some stuff to do today I need caffeine actually

my frickin overton window went moldy