Anyone remember how everyone just had to have a bug guard or car bra? The bugs didn't go away, we literally killed them all. When was the last time you had to pull over just to get all the bugs off your windshield?

I have no doubt that companies push around sensitive data they've collected on us using XML. That's the type of insane bullshit you'd expect from bureaucracy.

Hey everyone, pretend this is a Github issue shitting on Google for destroying the web and please swarm it with 👍 reactions so they might address this vulnerability. Getting this fixed might actually prevent some corporation holding your personal information from being attacked and having the data stolen in the future.

GitHub

xmerl allows XXE by default · Issue #7539 · erlang/otp

Hello, xmerl is possibly the most mature XML parsing library in the Erlang ecosystem, but unfortunately it permits XXE vulnerabilities by default. ...

Wondering what other software out there is using xmerl and accepts public input and is vulnerable as a result. May have to go digging through github later

This is our BIND moment. We get to have a million annoying little CVEs because we're so popular and everyone wants to attack us. Although that means inevitably a few years from now our reputation will be destroyed and everyone will write their own implementations so they can recreate the same bugs from scratch.

XML designers should be ashamed lol

Search engine is crawling our IPFS proxy at work because there's a whole copy of wikipedia on there 💀 💀 💀

Thinking about getting a neck tattoo that says "no soliciting"

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Please stop calling them the Tates. They've officially changed their brand to the Super Smash Brothers

The experts lost their sense of smell from COVID