You know that feeling where you're on a very high ledge and you get that intrusive "what if" thought? Well, it's my wife's birthday and I have some psilocybin chocolates in my drawer.
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Made breakfast for the wife-arino. #goodmorning
The police are doing their annual "Night Out" fair in my town, which I guess means that they get to tool around in the state police helicopter over my house.
With some adjustments to the electoral and legislative system, you should be allowed to buy and sell votes on a regulated market. Fuck it, why not?
I had an elder latina phlebotomist today and she pronounced my name so nicely.
Look at this ridiculous monster truck parked next to my normal Mazda lol. These things should be made illegal on public roads and their drivers probably belong in reeducation camps.
#fuckcars #monstertruck #gmc #mazda #vehicularhomicide #newjersey #hatchback #pickup
Palms sweaty, like mom's spaghetti
#KurtVile pretty good tonight.
If you're going to cannibalize me you'd better grind me up and find a nice strega nona to turn me into some delicious meatballs, I tell you what.
What do you think we're going to get first, homebrew insulin or diy 3D printed meat?
Following up on this (https://iris.to/note108et9tnu8zykahtw48j3nysvv5zaz6us8s0jzxeafhl804mctc5s4l6jsy), here is the final form. More details here: https://lemmy.one/post/32191
Anyone who doesn't drink their coffee black should be on a list.