*creates eyeball-scan coin*

Covid made me realize hippies never really believed in anything

I know I’m right about seed oils bc only fat people argue with me about it

When the paycheck hits before the dip is over

And then Bitcoin CRASHED to $114k

I wish Powell would hike rates again just to piss everyone off

I haven’t tried to save anyone by introducing them to Bitcoin in years and honestly I feel better now.

Is Coinbase becoming too big to fail? I saw something about them partnering with JP Morgan in some capacity. The public is going to hate us (even more) when Coinbase’s casino inevitably implodes and leads to a GFC style bailout. Bitcoiners will be lumped in with the shitcoiners and the poors will be coming for our necks. Anyway on an unrelated note, which shotgun is ideal for home defense?

“But who will build the roads” Holy shit you’re right! We didn’t know how to make those until 1913 when the government finally showed us.

It’s incredible how opinionated socialists are with how little they actually understand.

A lot of you take yourselves too seriously.

Who was that super OG maxi that died by drowning super mysteriously?

Tbh I felt a little something at 100k but nothing like I thought it would be.

Despite what Bitcoiners say, it’s very much in-vogue to be bearish rn.

When we hit $1M we’ll celebrate for a few days but the world will still not care.

@leon_21 guess what I’m watching rn

Another 20-something friend of mine started having “mild heart issues” around 2021-2022. No family history. I wonder..

Fat people in public wearing N95’s 😂

Gn

I fell asleep listening to a podcast and ended up having a dream that I was driving while listening to a podcast.