Niall Young

Zero-JS Hypermedia Browser

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Niall Young
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Software Engineer; Sceptical Scientist; Bitcoin Maximalist; Carnivore; Suspicious0bserver; Freedom Patriot. Protected Political Speech. goNDK #golang

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Ever since that first Netscape Navigator 2.0 release, I’ve been a #JavaScript sceptic. I’ve long suspected my brain is simply incompatible with this level of ambiguity, which is saying something as I worked with (and loved!) dynamically typed languages and runtime meta-class design 🤷‍♂️ As a Backend Engineer I’d been avoiding it like the plague, but year after year it’s popularity only grew, eventually taking over FullStack then Apps, then Infra and now Platform!?! 😱 I kept trying it, year after year: hated it. Eventually did a fair bit of paid work in Node, Vue and React: still hated it. So …. 8 months ago I forced myself to switch to #TypeScript /JS full-time, to try and figure out just what my brain is having trouble with, why do I (and only I?) hit so many random toolchain and IDE issues, random corruptions, dependency cycles from hell, etc. ??? I’ve now spent 6-8 weeks trying to get a simple string.replace(//) to not just work locally and in all of my tests, but now that I’m deploying it to prod it also needs to work when invoked as a node22js Lambda!! 😂🤣😭 Gotta be async shenanigans (am I not already waiting for every Promise?) but OMG every time I fix one thing something else breaks, or cache corrupts, or IDE starts misbehaving… now I’ve migrated to deno and esbuild from tsc and have new issues on top of the old ones 🎉 I’m so glad I did this, for so many reasons both personal and professional, but Imma look into that WASM PoC next … I miss #Golang ! 🫂
2025-02-21 11:00:46 from 1 relay(s) View Thread →
“The Albanese Labor government is rushing through 12,500 new citizenships just before the election. Their main target? Western Sydney. The very seats that could decide who wins. This is not normal. Councils usually run citizenship ceremonies…” https://youtu.be/inqDIARus4w
2025-02-21 07:37:12 from 1 relay(s) View Thread →
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2025-02-16 03:40:52 from 1 relay(s) View Thread →
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2025-02-14 06:22:57 from 1 relay(s) View Thread →
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2025-02-08 02:41:09 from 1 relay(s) View Thread →
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2025-01-30 01:52:03 from 1 relay(s) View Thread →
The Fifth Age of Man Approaches Any of you who survive the coming geomagnetic shenanigans, the sudden freeze, volcanoes and earthquakes, the lifting of the lands, the day the earth stands still, nova and shifting of the stars, the thawing and floods … cats and dogs … Got any choice Boat / Survival Pod plans to share Bro? 😁 #2030 #2035 #2040 🌊 🌊 👋 image
2025-01-15 09:12:24 from 1 relay(s) View Thread →
I am sats-poor, and not engaging as much as I would like, but I am ⚡️ zapping OUT ⚡️ much more than I get in 🤪 42 out 21 in 8 in <fake> in image
2025-01-10 08:19:25 from 1 relay(s) View Thread →
nostr:npub1hee433872q2gen90cqh2ypwcq9z7y5ugn23etrd2l2rrwpruss8qwmrsv6 seeing animation slowdown on old devices in #GifBuddy is it possible to ad an option to view in isolation / disable others? Went for a slow vibe in my last reply, but oops it’s FAST 🤦‍♂️ 🤣
2025-01-10 07:14:02 from 1 relay(s) View Thread →