Literally none of you niggas could ever hope to match my track record of authenticity and sincerity. People can lie about me, they can misunderstand me, they can slander my name, they can make fun of me. All of it is so easy and it's been done and done again. But nobody could ever be sincere or act in good faith as themselves for even a single fucking post, not one. Not my friends, not my enemies. I am peerless in this area. Huge disappointment all around, for real.

Makey is like the fifth "affiliated internet guy" accused of being a sock puppet of me. For clarity, I have no alts. I run the @Bowl After Bowl account, that's the only other npub I control. I can understand people becoming completely obsessed with and possessed by my Bitcoin Borat bit tho. It's the only understandable part of the entire affair 🤣

Catching strays from a confused gay on Juneteenth, how fitting

"An idiot admires complexity, a genius admires simplicity." -Terry A. Davis

So many Bitcoiners have been noisily sucking Saylor's dick for 5 years and only NOW are they starting to notice that it tastes funny? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 That's why it's "no heroes" from Day 1 lmao

Joke's on you bitch I'll never stop

Sparking one up live with @DuhLaurien ✌🏻👽💨: https://nostrudel.ninja/streams/naddr1qqjrqdr9vvuxzerr95ekxwfe956rqct995ukze3j94jk2vrzxccrswpkxuurvqg4waehxw309aex2mrp0yhxgctdw4eju6t09upzqgepsv2c8kr3ka3kg68k0lmcq6rx3eht8jwdhv3s5m2836vxduhdqvzqqqrkvu27fr6t

Went to bed crashing out woke up nostalgiafagging

It's alright now, I got it off my chest. Woosah 🤌

People are the least based when it comes to birth, seriously. Even the most based person you think of as based is a complete cuck the moment the water breaks. Inductions. Cesareans. Hospitals. Injections. Circumcisions. Interventions. You let the doctor bully you into fucking ANYTHING and EVERYTHING, because you're driven by worry and fear instead of knowledge and experience. "Well I agree with you really, but in *OUR* case it was a good thing we went to the hospital because <some complication brought about by unnecessary prenatal intervention>." Do you know how many people have said some version of this to me? 🙄 It's pathetic and frankly I'm tired of biting my tongue about it. There's a big gap between talking the talk and walking the walk, and when it comes to birth I have not met a single person I can relate to even a little bit. It's frustratingly lonely.

Bout to rock my first swim meet in nearly 20 years 👴