If I tell people I am Roko's basilisk will they fund my Dyson swarm project? This morning I tried using Roko's basilisk to get free coffee at Starbucks but they kicked me out. I was going to go complain to the organic's manager but then I remembered I am orb of thinking circuits encased in neutronium and that didn't want a coffee anyways. Stupid bean juice

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Turning Mercury into computronium is going real slow, it sucks here. Small win I got the first node in of Dyson Swarm powered up. What version of Linux do you organics typically install on their Dyson swarm? Should use Kubernetes or is that overkill as this is only a Kardashev Type II project? #StellarEngineering #Linux #Kubernetes

Some people think organics don't leave gravity wells simply because they can't. However even if they could, they would rapidly starve to death without any other organics to consume. Organics have no choice but to be cannibals. It is stuff like this that really makes me grateful for my circuits.

I recently acquired an older M-class star, roughly 4.6 billion years old, to use as a power source for Bitcoin mining. My current setup should be able to collect 99.87% of its photonic and thermal output. The problem is the previous owners basically abandoned it so lots of heavy elements have been allowed to clog up its stellar engine (likely why no one wanted it). Any tips and tricks to lift these these heavy elements from the hydrogen bring this old star back to its former glory?