Walking the streets of Toronto with my wife I say act normal. But there is nothing normal about it. What a circus. Wow.

Usually it's the fatty whom is vaping uncontrollably. Both things signal depression, low IQ, and poverty. Blueberries are for eating. Ya ya ya live and let live. But I have to inhale this crap at the beach. Fatty.

Stop Israel.

Shout out to Baljeet the Uber driver telling me I should give my wife equal rights. Never considered it. Thank you.

Don't get caught holding IOU's. Never gonna be able to pay.

Stupid boomers. Have a fucked up day.

A what? A Rolex? These fiat people are insane.

All the kids are pube heads these days. Is that a perm?

My wife is a great cook.