This is a LOT to unpack! 👀 View quoted note →

"I WANT FREE HEALTHCARE" 👀 View quoted note →

That augment can quote Klingon proverbs with the best of them! 😁 View quoted note →

"Search your feelings: you know it to be true" 👀 View quoted note →

Remember that time they told us that all marine life in the Pacific was dead and that the radiation from Fukushima would arrive and kill everyone on the West Coast in just a few weeks?

Bunnies aren't just "cute" like everybody supposes.... 👀 View quoted note →

QAPLA' FRANKLIN 👀 View quoted note →

Everyone: .... Company with your email address: LAST CHANCE! CARRIED OVER! YOU'VE BEEN PICKED! BEST SAVINGS OF THE YEAR! SALE ENDS AT MIDNIGHT! SALE CONTINUES WITH BONUS SAVINGS! ONE MORE CHANCE BECAUSE YOU'RE A VALUED CUSTOMER! GOING GOING GONE! AMAZING DEALS FOR ONE MORE DAY ONLY! LAST CHANCE!

Why do Caucasian males of your species excel at seemingly whatever they put their minds to? 👀 View quoted note →

Possession by an anaphasic lifeform. Look for a spooky candle and destroy it 👀 View quoted note →

This is very bad for everyone 👀 View quoted note →