As a coder it seems like most of my time is spent sitting in a chair just thinking rather than programming, but my wife keeps saying "your not working! just taking a nap!"

Keith Richards on 'the police': "There was a knock on our dressing-room door. Our manager shouted, 'Keith! Ron! The Police are here!' Oh, man, we panicked, flushed everything down the john. Then the door opened and it was Stewart Copeland and Sting." haha