My dad told me I should start a podcast 😂 and he’s my number one hater historically

I speak Spanish to Mexicans bc it is a term of endearment

The Mexican cook is eyeing me down hard for my chain rn lmao

The first podcast that got rand0 to appear would have the edge

Let’s go to Mexico niggas

I got Al pastor tacos bc they wouldn’t let me do half pastor half carne asada. I thought this was America

I got into knives after the Karmelo situation too. Otf’s are legit lol

The single guy is jealous of the married guy with kids. The married with kids guy is jealous of the single guys freedom. The grass is always greener

The best Mexican food outside of Mexico is in Arizona and Cali . Full stop . Tex Mex sucks

There is a big difference between random violence and targeted violence

Remember when the console wars were going on, and games that only came out on one console were more in demand? Scarcity. That’s how Nintendo survived

I kinda just want to watch the world burn from the beach with a margarita

The covid vax rapidly aged all cells. So their tendons and stuff are like an old rubber band . They lost their elasticity. Their bones are weak. And they still think nothing happened, so they still try to run and jump and they are just constantly breaking bones and tearing tendons left and right. The crazy part is I haven’t seen literally any other person in the conspiracy world comment on this.

A lot of fiat friendships got exposed after covid. Ppl realizing how fake and selfish ppl are. I know I stopped talking to several ppl forever