My fellow Benadryl enthusiasts :epic: View quoted note →

Ah yes, the classic 5am Sunday USPS delivery :epic:

Current mood:

So 3 hours into this shift and it gets passed down to me they forgot to schedule someone for that nightmare patrol. So now I have to do it AND this other patrol too, but I'm already 3 hours behind and I had to respond to an alarm and go back to the office to get the other keys SO I'm actually 4 hours behind right out of the gate :its_over_a:

Fuck. I have to shower and put on pants. :its_over_a:

Well if anyone needs me tonight I'll be driving into Lake Washington. 🫧

:pepeDread:

Matty believes vtubers are cancer (not me) Get his ass :epic: View quoted note →

Mfw an adult male stranger visits the vile nest I call home, while I'm sleeping in the middle of the day:

He finally fixed it 20 minutes before my alarm goes off! :soyjak_excited: #winning View quoted note →

You may not like it but this is what peak timeline looks like 💅🏻

The maintenance man arrived just in time to wake me up 2 hours before my alarm 🙏🏻 #blessed #grindset View quoted note →

RAWR UWU XD OWO MEOW Owo NYA uwU NEKO OwU-CHAN TeeHee UwU UwO Ehe~ Kawaii ~~

Duality of man