It’s not a VPN, it’s a PPN 🔜

Green lights!🥹 View quoted note →

@SeedSigner's Creed: This is my SeedSigner. There are many like it, but this one is mine. My SeedSigner is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life. My SeedSigner, without me, is useless. Without my SeedSigner, I am useless. I must sign my seed true. I must verify straighter than any attacker who is trying to steal mine. I must secure them before he secures mine. I will. My SeedSigner and I know that what counts in Bitcoin is not the blocks we watch, the QR codes we scan, nor the SE's not present. We know that it is the verified signatures that count. We will verify. My SeedSigner is human, even as I am human, because it is my life. Thus, I will learn it as a brother. I will learn its weaknesses, its strengths, its parts, its accessories, its camera, and its firmware. I will ever guard it against the ravages of weather and damage as I will ever guard my legs, my arms, my eyes, and my heart against damage. I will keep my SeedSigner clean, updated, and ready. We will become part of each other. We will. Before God I swear this creed. My SeedSigner and I are the defenders of my wealth. We are the masters of our enemy. We are the saviors of my life. So be it, until Bitcoin is secure and there is no attacker, but peace.

Me to me: More. View quoted note →

AT&T is somehow a superset of this View quoted note →

Tfw you sell propane and propane accessories & you get your first big bundle of shit delivery that’s going bad but will be fine. Shitposting will resume with regular frequency once the fires are put out 🫡

Tick tock

Japan gets so many things right. Virtualize everything!

デジタルアドレス | 日本郵便株式会社

デジタルアドレス | 日本郵便株式会社

住所を、もっと便利に。デジタルアドレスはたった7桁の英数字で住所が伝わる仕組みです。使える場所やサ�...

900k soon. This is not a price note.

What is this, a boating accident for ants?

Today I tasted history 🤤

My favorite project in college was writing a Levenshtein distance solution for a randomly ordered massive dictionary of words so that each word was paired with every other word one letter shift away, sorted lexicographically. Dog: bog fog log dot dig etc. dogs/god invalid. My teacher didn’t give us the term for what we were doing, nor enough info to blindly google, so we couldn’t research prior solutions. No chatgpt, no vibes. The projects restrictions were so tight that it forced us to learn to wield one to one functions & set theory to pass. Basically anything that compiled/ran over 2 minutes was a fail or terrible grade and only the fastest person would get 100%. I worked on it 2x longer than everyone else, mostly because I was working at the time & not sitting with others to collectively work on it. I spent 90% of that time working on data types because it was so incredibly ambiguous depending on which way you attempted to solve. Some of the variables I used were so complex, they were comprised of 4/5 types. Because of this, I beat even my teachers code. Fair and square. Their hardware/software environment, multiple runs. Their code was elegant and mathematically superior, partially written in C instead of my pure C++, totally blowing my read in time out of the water. And yet I won. Because I didn’t trust the compiler. Their code used the C shortcut data type ‘auto’, leaving it up to the computer to pick the correct data types, which took it the majority of the time. I wish I had that day on record, I think about it all the time.

I saw multiple hp proliant dl380 g5 sff out in the wild this week. I’m not even mad. That’s amazing.

Dear diary, Today I wrote HTML.