adamsmith - Nostr Hypermedia

Joke 🤣😂😂 A kid is playing a video game in his room when his mom walks in and says, "Honey, come meet my new boyfriend!" Without taking his eyes off the screen the kid says, "I'm right in the middle of this game; tell him to come in here!" A minute later her boyfriend walks in and says, "Hey, Champ! How you doing?" The kid ignores him. "Don't like 'Champ', huh? That's fine. How about BlueDragon72?" The kid bolts upright, turns and says, "BlueDragon72? I haven't used that name since I played Call of Duty when I was ten." And the boyfriend says, "That's right, dude. I told you I was gonna bang your mom."

adamsmith 2 months ago

Time to get triggered 💪

adamsmith 2 months ago

THE CURRENT US BANKING CRISIS EXPLAINED BY AN IRISHMAN ☘️Young Paddy bought a donkey from a farmer for €100. The farmer agreed to deliver the donkey the next day. The next day he drove up and said, 'Sorry son, but I have some bad news. The donkey's died.' Paddy replied, 'Well then just give me my money back.' The farmer said, 'Can't do that. I've already spent it.' Paddy said, 'OK, then, just bring me the dead donkey.' The farmer asked, 'What are you going to do with him?' Paddy said, 'I'm going to raffle him off.' The farmer said, 'You can't raffle a dead donkey!' Paddy said, 'Sure I can. Watch me. I just won't tell anybody he's dead.' A month later, the farmer met up with Paddy and asked, ' What happened with that dead donkey?' Paddy said, 'I raffled him off. I sold 500 tickets at €2 each and made a profit of €898' The farmer said, 'Didn't anyone complain?' Paddy said, 'Just the guy who won. So I gave him his €2 back.' Paddy now works for jp Morgan 😂🤣😂 😁😁

adamsmith 2 months ago

I really like those odds 🤔