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Never steal your neighbors wifi 😂 I discovered my neighbor was stealing my WiFi. Most homeowners would change their password. I saw an underdeveloped revenue channel. He was using 847GB of bandwidth monthly. I saw 847 opportunities for monetization. I didn't block him. Instead, I set up a man-in-the-middle attack and injected ads into every webpage he visited. The ad content? High-converting affiliate offers tailored to his browsing history. Sports site? Here's a $300 sports betting bonus. Recipe blog? Kitchen gadgets at 70% off. News article? This ONE stock that will 10x by December. I also throttle his connection to 1mbps unless he clicks through my referral links, where he gets fiber speeds. He's frustrated with the "internet issues" lately. But every entrepreneur knows that friction creates conversion. Each day he spends online generates $73 in affiliate commissions from his clicks and sign-ups. I don't think you understand the ecosystem I've built. Just look at the value ladder: - My neighbor gets free internet (with minor inconveniences) - I get a 24/7 conversion machine - My affiliate accounts are hitting platinum tier status - I'm beta testing behavioral retargeting at the router level This is how I turned a security breach into a six-figure passive income stream. My neighbor asked why his banking app keeps showing crypto ads. I told him that's just how the internet works now.

Only president trump could release a video using music from Alice in chains 💪

Just class 👌

Scottish warrior princess AD 2025

Jewish people per country

People are so cruel

Why they don't hide their attentions

Uk set to force age verification for vpn users🤬 🇬🇧 "Of course, we need age verification on VPNs"

Married with children fans will find this one funny 🤣

Fiat debt 101

Price of a McDonald's Big Mac meal (or equivalent combo meal) priced in sats - 🇮🇸 Iceland: 17844 sats - 🇨🇭 Switzerland: 16308 sats - 🇮🇱 Israel: 15053 sats - 🇱🇺 Luxembourg: 13306 sats - 🇩🇰 Denmark: 13026 sats - 🇳🇴 Norway: 12894 sats - 🇳🇱 Netherlands: 12280 sats - 🇫🇷 France: 11261 sats - 🇧🇪 Belgium: 11261 sats - 🇺🇸 United States: 10401 sats - 🇲🇹 Malta: 10234 sats - 🇮🇹 Italy: 10234 sats - 🇮🇪 Ireland: 10234 sats - 🇩🇪 Germany: 10234 sats - 🇫🇮 Finland: 10234 sats - 🇦🇹 Austria: 10234 sats - 🇺🇾 Uruguay: 10129 sats - 🇸🇪 Sweden: 9901 sats - 🇪🇸 Spain: 9725 sats - 🇷🇸 Serbia: 9611 sats - 🇨🇦 Canada: 9532 sats - 🇮🇲 Isle of Man: 9480 sats - 🇨🇮 Ivory Coast: 9365 sats - 🇬🇷 Greece: 9207 sats - 🇪🇪 Estonia: 9207 sats - 🇬🇧 United Kingdom: 8900 sats - 🇻🇪 Venezuela: 8777 sats - 🇦🇷 Argentina: 8777 sats - 🇨🇷 Costa Rica: 8690 sats - 🇦🇺 Australia: 8540 sats - 🇦🇱 Albania: 8409 sats - 🇨🇿 Czech Republic: 8365 sats - 🇦🇪 United Arab Emirates: 8365 sats - 🇳🇿 New Zealand: 8321 sats - 🇸🇮 Slovenia: 8189 sats - 🇸🇰 Slovakia: 8189 sats - 🇵🇹 Portugal: 8189 sats - 🇲🇪 Montenegro: 8189 sats - 🇨🇾 Cyprus: 8189 sats - 🇭🇷 Croatia: 8189 sats - 🇴🇲 Oman: 7987 sats - 🇹🇯 Tajikistan: 7900 sats - 🇧🇬 Bulgaria: 7847 sats - 🇵🇸 Palestine: 7786 sats - 🇭🇺 Hungary: 7768 sats - 🇵🇱 Poland: 7715 sats - 🇺🇬 Uganda: 7399 sats - 🇰🇼 Kuwait: 7180 sats - 🇬🇪 Georgia: 7180 sats - 🇱🇹 Lithuania: 7162 sats - 🇱🇻 Latvia: 7162 sats - 🇯🇲 Jamaica: 7127 sats - 🇹🇷 Turkey: 7083 sats - 🇷🇴 Romania: 7083 sats - 🇵🇦 Panama: 7022 sats - 🇱🇧 Lebanon: 7022 sats - 🇸🇦 Saudi Arabia: 7013 sats - 🇲🇽 Mexico: 7004 sats - 🇧🇭 Bahrain: 6987 sats - 🇲🇩 Moldova: 6881 sats - 🇦🇲 Armenia: 6873 sats - 🇲🇿 Mozambique: 6864 sats - 🇬🇭 Ghana: 6838 sats - 🇸🇬 Singapore: 6838 sats - 🇹🇿 Tanzania: 6750 sats - 🇦🇿 Azerbaijan: 6715 sats - 🇱🇰 Sri Lanka: 6706 sats - 🇫🇯 Fiji: 6609 sats - 🇨🇴 Colombia: 6548 sats - 🇶🇦 Qatar: 6513 sats - 🇹🇹 Trinidad and Tobago: 6478 sats - 🇨🇱 Chile: 6372 sats - 🇧🇴 Bolivia: 6337 sats - 🇧🇦 Bosnia and Herzegovina: 6293 sats - 🇳🇵 Nepal: 6285 sats - 🇩🇴 Dominican Republic: 6241 sats - 🇯🇴 Jordan: 6188 sats - 🇳🇮 Nicaragua: 6144 sats - 🇸🇻 El Salvador: 6144 sats - 🇪🇨 Ecuador: 6144 sats - 🇰🇪 Kenya: 6100 sats - 🇨🇺 Cuba: 6012 sats - 🇹🇭 Thailand: 6012 sats - 🇲🇦 Morocco: 5846 sats - 🇷🇼 Rwanda: 5767 sats - 🇲🇺 Mauritius: 5767 sats - 🇬🇹 Guatemala: 5723 sats - 🇮🇶 Iraq: 5697 sats - 🇪🇹 Ethiopia: 5670 sats - 🇧🇷 Brazil: 5653 sats - 🇭🇰 Hong Kong (China): 5635 sats - 🇵🇪 Peru: 5547 sats - 🇷🇺 Russia: 5451 sats - 🇧🇼 Botswana: 5407 sats - 🇰🇿 Kazakhstan: 5381 sats - 🇽🇰 Kosovo: 5372 sats - 🇺🇦 Ukraine: 5319 sats - 🇿🇼 Zimbabwe: 5266 sats - 🇵🇬 Papua New Guinea: 5240 sats - 🇰🇷 South Korea: 5056 sats - 🇰🇬 Kyrgyzstan: 5021 sats - 🇲🇰 North Macedonia: 4986 sats - 🇧🇾 Belarus: 4722 sats - 🇹🇼 Taiwan: 4713 sats - 🇨🇲 Cameroon: 4678 sats - 🇳🇬 Nigeria: 4617 sats - 🇯🇵 Japan: 4564 sats - 🇹🇳 Tunisia: 4555 sats - 🇪🇬 Egypt: 4538 sats - 🇿🇦 South Africa: 4476 sats - 🇲🇳 Mongolia: 4397 sats

I'm never going to be the same with the birds after this 😳

The price of gasoline in btc sats per liter world wide today 💪 France 🇫🇷 1846 Libya 🇱🇾 30 Iran 🇮🇷 30 Venezuela 🇻🇪 30 Kuwait 🇰🇼 323 Algeria 🇩🇿 333 Egypt 🇪🇬 363 Kazakhstan 🇰🇿 424 Nigeria 🇳🇬 514 Saudi Arabia 🇸🇦 585 United Arab Emirates 🇦🇪 656 Indonesia 🇮🇩 726 Russia 🇷🇺 736 USA 🇺🇸 867 Pakistan 🇵🇰 877 Bangladesh 🇧🇩 938 El Salvador 🇸🇻 948 Argentina 🇦🇷 978 Australia 🇦🇺 1009 China 🇨🇳 1019 Brazil 🇧🇷 1069 India 🇮🇳 1079 Japan 🇯🇵 1109 Canada 🇨🇦 1109 South Africa 🇿🇦 1130 Turkey 🇹🇷 1190 South Korea 🇰🇷 1190 Chile 🇨🇱 1230 Mexico 🇲🇽 1291 Ukraine 🇺🇦 1372 Poland 🇵🇱 1513 Czech Republic 🇨🇿 1553 Sweden 🇸🇪 1563 Romania 🇷🇴 1604 Spain 🇪🇸 1614 Hungary 🇭🇺 1624 United Kingdom 🇬🇧 1704 Monaco 🇲🇨 1785 Germany 🇩🇪 1815 Finland 🇫🇮 1846 Italy 🇮🇹 1876 Ireland 🇮🇪 1886 Norway 🇳🇴 1906 Switzerland 🇨🇭 1967 Israel 🇮🇱 2007 Netherlands 🇳🇱 2088 Denmark 🇩🇰 2108 Iceland 🇮🇸 2300 Hong Kong 🇭🇰 3359

And he is off to his new life in the sun 😎

🌍⛽️ Average price per liter of gasoline in eoro worldwide now: France 🇫🇷 €1.83 Libya 🇱🇾 €0.03 Iran 🇮🇷 €0.03 Venezuela 🇻🇪 €0.03 Kuwait 🇰🇼 €0.32 Algeria 🇩🇿 €0.33 Egypt 🇪🇬 €0.36 Kazakhstan 🇰🇿 €0.42 Nigeria 🇳🇬 €0.51 Saudi Arabia 🇸🇦 €0.58 United Arab Emirates 🇦🇪 €0.65 Indonesia 🇮🇩 €0.72 Russia 🇷🇺 €0.73 USA 🇺🇸 €0.86 Pakistan 🇵🇰 €0.87 Bangladesh 🇧🇩 €0.93 El Salvador 🇸🇻 €0.94 Argentina 🇦🇷 €0.97 Australia 🇦🇺 €1.00 China 🇨🇳 €1.01 Brazil 🇧🇷 €1.06 India 🇮🇳 €1.07 Japan 🇯🇵 €1.10 Canada 🇨🇦 €1.10 South Africa 🇿🇦 €1.12 Turkey 🇹🇷 €1.18 South Korea 🇰🇷 €1.18 Chile 🇨🇱 €1.22 Mexico 🇲🇽 €1.28 Ukraine 🇺🇦 €1.36 Poland 🇵🇱 €1.50 Czech Republic 🇨🇿 €1.54 Sweden 🇸🇪 €1.55 Romania 🇷🇴 €1.59 Spain 🇪🇸 €1.60 Hungary 🇭🇺 €1.61 United Kingdom 🇬🇧 €1.69 Monaco 🇲🇨 €1.77 Germany 🇩🇪 €1.80 Finland 🇫🇮 €1.83 Italy 🇮🇹 €1.86 Ireland 🇮🇪 €1.87 Norway 🇳🇴 €1.89 Switzerland 🇨🇭 €1.95 Israel 🇮🇱 €1.99 Netherlands 🇳🇱 €2.07 Denmark 🇩🇰 €2.09 Iceland 🇮🇸 €2.28 Hong Kong 🇭🇰 €3.33

Do you think God made them look nearly identical for a reason ?

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Well that's something at least 🫣