Halloweenis should be a week long

I went to Taco Bell for No Kings day. *there's no way fast food on a Saturday night would exist without barely paid immigrant slave labor.

I've always said that woke people are the ones who will fly to the faraway galaxy because interstellar virtues will not be like those here on earth.

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Jaguar CEO Stepping Down Following Company's Ridiculous 'Woke' Rebrand | The Gateway Pundit | by Mike LaChance

As the old saying goes, get woke go broke.

Lady kidnapped by MAGA hat wearing thugs at 2am outside a Subway Sandwich shop

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Caught: Illegal Charged with Faking ICE 'Kidnapping' to Garner Sympathy and Solicit Donations | The Gateway Pundit | by Margaret Flavin

On Thursday, the Justice Department announced charges against Yuriana Julia Pelaez Calderon, 41, a Mexican illegal living in Los Angeles, for fakin...

I've been waiting for a library book for like 6 months. What the fuck is up with libraries?

Why the fuck is Bernie Sanders out giving interviews? In his whole career he's done nothing.

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Sanders: Democrat Party Run by 'Beltway Consultants' — Have No Clue About Real World

Senator Bernie Sanders (I-VT) said Wednesday on MSNBC's "All In" that the Democratic Party was run by "inside-the-beltway consultants" who do ...

Ugh. No one is here and there are donuts in the trash from earlier… i could totally eat a trash donut and no one would know.

Bill Maher starting to turn.

Breitbart

Bill Maher Praises Trump Harvard Policy: It's an 'Asshole Factory'

HBO host Bill Maher is backing President Donald Trump's intense scrutiny on Harvard University.

If the cops ask you a question it's because they already know the answer. There's no way the secret service didn't know who's coke that was.

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JUST IN: FBI Reopens Investigation Into Cocaine Found at Biden White House | The Gateway Pundit | by Cristina Laila

The FBI on Monday announced it reopened the investigation into cocaine found at the White House.

Epstein, JFK files?

bikes are ok, it's the people who ride them who suck

In Massachusetts we have a, "Duty to retreat," for self-defense. If I am attacked I have to call 911 and have them on the phone, tell them I am trying to avoid someone who is trying to kill me before I can act in self defense. Even then, the burden of evidence will be on me to prove I did everything I could to de-escalate with video, etc. Uber drivers here have cars wired for video and don't talk to the passengers if they can avoid it.

JONATHAN TURLEY

Walz Leads Effort to Block the “No Duty to Retreat” Rule in Acts of Self-Defense

Gov. Tim Walz has never appeared burdened by legal niceties or accuracy in pushing his agenda, including his anti-free speech policies. However, hi...

Pam Bondi isn’t releasing the Epstein evidence because Matt Groening will be ruined.

What the hell is wrong with Germany these days?

bonus doughty

If you need a date for Valentine's Day, go to the grocery store and just stand with all the red, heart shaped cupcakes. A lady will come along and grab you.

ugh, im sick. neeed apu juice.