I no longer believe in organic cultural change. Literally everything is by design.

I found a darth vader mask in the middle of the desert and then a mentally ill woman yelled racial slurs at me and chased me a little bit 😂 Kind of a weird morning ngl lol

I feel like people are using the word cringe less. Maybe it’s because we all realized that almost everything we do is cringe basically all of the time and that there isn’t a single non cringe person in existence because to be human is to be cringe.

This is the Nancy Grace Roman space telescope. It’s going to launch in September. It cost 4 billion dollars. It has advanced wide-field imaging capabilities and NASA is bullish it will deepen humanities understanding of the universe. The lead designer is an online bitcoin friend of mine Bert Pasquale. Like most of us Bert believes bitcoin is going to be worth millions per coin. But please tell me more about how your uncle who works at the car dealership thinks bitcoin is definitely headed to zero any day now.

Me 20 years from now. Daughter: Daddy this is my fiance braxden. Me: so braxley, what do you do for work? Braxjen: I’m a holographic ai glitch specialist Me: that’s stupid. Back in my day we had real jobs like hodling digital coins until the government devalued the currency. Braxhen: that does sound hard sir Me: shut up braxwell

When I was five I lied about something. Can’t even remember what, but for awhile I held both the truth and the lie in my head. I kept telling the lie and overtime I forgot what the truth was. All I could remember was the lie.