When I was five I lied about something. Can’t even remember what, but for awhile I held both the truth and the lie in my head. I kept telling the lie and overtime I forgot what the truth was. All I could remember was the lie.

When I was 12 I wanted my friend to pour gasoline all over me light me on fire and I was going to jump into his pool. The only reason we didn’t do it is because his dad was a huge dick and we were pretty sure we were going to ruin the pool by getting gasoline in it. I’m basically only alive today because some kids dad was a dickhead lol

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I filmed a bitcoin cooking show today. What is a bitcoin cooking show you ask? Good question, I have no idea. But I did one 😂

Epstein files are a red herring imo. 1. The “files” that have been released are from his vacation account. Which implies he had multiple accounts and this one was mainly used for trivial matters. 2. “Files” are a red herring, because it is known that Epstein had hidden cameras all over his properties. Meaning we should be asking for tapes, not files. 3. Someone has these tapes and they show exactly what you think they show, powerful people coming and going into rooms with minors. 4. Don’t forget this whole thing was a blackmail operation. The point of it was to get people on camera doing these things and then use it against them. 5. Repeatedly talking about the files rather than the tapes is what the powers that be want. It’s a misdirect. 6. Show us the tapes, blur the CSAM obviously. Seeing a politician come and go into a room with an underage girl is enough. Show us what they talked about while inside the home. Start demanding the tapes. Not the files. Stop using the word files entirely.

Bitcoin is hard and thats a good thing. Humans need struggle. We need to overcome. Life is not supposed to be easy. The fact that our modern lives mainly are easy af is a problem. Bitcoin solves that problem by being hard and painful lol 😂

Back to work. Time to stack those sats.

It’s the summer of 2011. You’re drinking original recipe four loko and playing call of duty zombies with your boys over system link. Some people are railing Xanax on the glass table in the kitchen. You recently heard about the Silk Road and bitcoin from Duncan Trussel on the Joe Rogan experience. You were gonna buy dmt on the site, but your friends brother has some up in Colorado and he said he’ll bring it when he comes home for Christmas. Better not to risk buying it online you think. The bitcoin price is $7 You are a young American Hodl and this is the worst mistake of your life.

If white people have no culture, explain drinking monster energy drinks and punching holes in your step mom’s apartment walls because you’re angry your friend Tyler crashed your dirt bike. You’re move commies.

🧵 NEW STUDY just dropped and it’s wild: Researchers at the University of Digital Wellbeing followed 2,400 participants over 6 months and found that deleting X (formerly Twitter) from your phone was associated with a 47% decrease in negative emotions, including anxiety, irritability, and “doomscroll despair” (their term, not mine). But here’s where it gets interesting — participants who replaced X with a Nostr client reported a 32% increase in positive emotions, citing “a renewed sense of community,” “actual conversation,” and “not being algorithmically enraged every 45 seconds.” Lead researcher Dr. Elena Voss noted: “We expected some improvement, but the magnitude surprised us. The combination of removing engagement-bait algorithms and joining a protocol owned by no one appeared to have a compounding effect on wellbeing.” The control group, who kept using X as normal, reported “about the same level of misery, plus new ads for things they mentioned out loud near their phone.” Anyway, none of this is real. There is no study. There is no Dr. Elena Voss. There is no University of Digital Wellbeing. This entire post was written by Claude, But also… come on like you know it’s true. It just feels true. So like it’s gotta be lol 😂

“Are you and the bros really gonna Hodl through another bear market?” Me and the bros: