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Not a Virtual Machine. Hermetic Heretic Hermit. Raw Dark Pure. Teutonic Gnostic Rebel Extravaganza on a supersonic journey. Cabin life, gardening, road bikes, rabbit holes, schizoccult. Relay runner | Working on circumspace Free Relay: wss://nostrelay.circum.space Free Blossom: https://blossom.circum.space Linkahest: https://github.com/circumspace/linkahest
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HERMETICVM 1 month ago
I mean, duh. Basically every conspiracy Tiktok account predicted this before this scripted event even started. image
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HERMETICVM 1 month ago
I'm looking for a talented Android app icon designer who is willing to work for zaps. Overall I need 3 custom Android app icons following a similar theme while still being different. I’m fine with AI-assisted work but you should have the experience and taste of a designer. If we work well together, I may have more to do in the future. LMK :)
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HERMETICVM 1 month ago
How the fuck can it be that 95% of my TMJ pain and resulting jaw muscle cramping is gone after drinking nettle tea with some cloves? Had 2 cups of this yesterday and for the first time in years, I felt perfectly rested after ~7h of sleep. You’re telling me I suffered for 2 decades, went to dozens of fucking doctors of various specialties, skipped most of their “just take this pill” sales pitches, nibbled on plastic knight guards for that extra dose of microplastics for absolute nothing? When a fucking tea is the remedy, most likely because it a) reduces inflammation and b) numbs the pain? Western medicine is such a fucking dumpster fire. I hate it all. Wish I could opt out of this entire German healthcare system. Fucking fiat minded scammers. I’m so angry right now.
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HERMETICVM 1 month ago
I'm unlikely to watch Nolan’s Odyssey despite loving most of his work and the scores on all platforms a complete bunk but this meme is genuinely funny.
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HERMETICVM 1 month ago
Bizarre how Claude just understands this. image
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HERMETICVM 1 month ago
I'm sure Russia is very scared right now. image
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HERMETICVM 1 month ago
Going full hermit while my neighbour’s plant has outgrown me. image
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HERMETICVM 1 month ago
letterboxd reviews are on a completely new level of retardation and the fact that these are the most popular ones points an even deeper abyss. image
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HERMETICVM 1 month ago
I ranted about @Ente here and there (mainly for UX reasons while being also too lazy to file issues that might fix them, in all honesty) but seeing them open up some of their business metrics (the way @Kagi does it as well) gives me a lot of trust in their business. I’ll probably move to Immich on my own hardware at some point, but until then, they’ve been shipping improvements to all their apps at rapid speed and they’re doing quite impressive stuff feature-wise, considering all photos are end-to-end encrypted. Check them out if you’re still stuck on centralized photo libraries.
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HERMETICVM 1 month ago
RIP my beautiful little critter. I’m so going to miss you. I loved you so much. No more waking up to you sleeping on my feet. No more utterly weird sleeping positions to witness. No more blepping. No more long cat is long. No more sphynx. No more of that high pitched cooing. I’m so glad you got to experience real nature for a few months instead of observing it from a balcony. That you got to touch real snow for one winter and enjoy the comfortable warmth of burning wood. I sincerely hope you didn’t suffer too much over the last few weeks. Thank your for bringing this much joy into my life over the last 10 years.
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HERMETICVM 1 month ago
My sick critter seems to be holding on quite well. She's back to eating a bit, drinks a lot. Walked around the house for the first time since Thursday. Wanted to get petted again on her own. Swelling around her throat is going down. Doesn't look as sad and tired anymore and she even took a stroll the chill around a few dozen meters away from home. I hope she's gonna keep on being strong.