In Louisiana we have parishes instead of counties. The parish I live in has roughly 1/4 million folks in it. I just got off the phone with a fella who, not only worked in the building where my office is 50ish years ago for the man whose family still owns the building, but is ALSO the neighbor of my 2 oldest kiddos' grandparents.

GM! Let me tell you how my brain works sometimes... I woke up thinking "why are some men always holding onto their dick? Do they think its gonna sproit legs and run away?" "Oh shit... That's a meme." If a dick had legs, would he wear them like this Or like this

If you haven't yet and have fig leave available, you really should. View quoted note →

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While I've personally never had an addiction problem, I have many friends who have. I will never understand not fully supporting my friends in their recovery. It takes a lot of strength to get there. It takes a lot of pain to get there. So, if you fit that mold 'round these parts, consider me part of your support group. Love you.

She even signed this bombass picture for me!

Childhood hero met! (This one was almost as emotional as Levar Burton.) View quoted note →

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I have a hard time taking comedy movie recommendations seriously because like they'll be all "ohmigawd I pissed myself laughing it was so funny" and they're talking about Hot Tub Time Machine or Big Daddy. #maybeijustpreferslapstick