Told the kiddo he couldn't get on his video games first thing this morning. We've been occupying our time with card games. We have tiny travel versions of Phase 10, No, and Skip-Bo. #tinycardsaregreatbigfun

Betcha didn't know gators could do roofing... Before: After:

I think I've decided my Halloween costume, just gotta find a psychedelic dress and some gogo boots. Phyllis Diller, here I come. #ivealreadyproventoyoupeopleihavethehairdown

#Wordle 1,579 4/6 🟨⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 #Connections Puzzle 857 🟨🟦🟩🟪 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟨🟪🟨🟨 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟪🟪🟪🟪 Twas a hard earned victory in every battle today. Eep!

Test shelf fill to check sturdiness. Success! Now for details.

Tiiiiin roof! Rusted! #ifyouwannamakeaspookyhousegetaspookygirltohelp

Trying to avoid that fiat mindset. I don't need to spend the $116 to get my key recut and placed in a new plastic case. #ionlysettledforyellowbecaiseitwastheclosesttogreen

Ever call a government office and get put on hold immediately and start to wonder if they're just waiting for you to hang up because they didn't mean to actually answer their phone? #thesystemisbroken #peoplearethesystem