Can’t stop, won’t stop 🤩 #flowerstr #growstr #bloomstr

Listen, I know I’m nasturtium-spamming y’all right now, but just zoom in on this guy and look at the dew drops around the leaves. God, I love plants. #growstr

What are these accounts that are reposting my photos with my words all jumbled up? 🤔 #asknostr

This was the moment my dog knew he won the battle against going to the vet… for now. 🤣 what a rascal.

GM 🌞 Here’s a little nasturtium hanging out with the radishes 🫜 🌼

Can honestly say I have never in my life grown cabbages this big. Like I don’t even know what to do with them. They’re pushing over all my herbs 😅 should I prune those huge bottom leaves or what? Also disregard the holes - I traveled last weekend and the buggies broke out while I was gone. I got some neem and peppermint spray for them tomorrow. #growstr #gardening

Another day, another copied-and-pasted scam attempt from a guy with two first-names. 😆 Yall think I should evangelize these folks and tell them to repent in the name of Jesus? I feel like that might actually ward them off.

The snap peas and the nasturtiums are here! 😍

I tell people all the time: I am my most authentic self on NOSTR, so if you wanna know the real me, with all my swearing and dark humor, here is where you’ll find me. 😎 View quoted note →

GM 🥰 In case you were wondering if my dog is as weird as I am, the answer is yes.

GEBP 😉 Workout ✅ Sauna ✅ Swim ✅ Getting back on track! #proofofwork

GM ❤️ Bloodline by Alex Warren and Jelly Roll is out today! This song is divinely inspired, y’all.

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Bloodline

Alex Warren, Jelly Roll · Bloodline · Song · 2025

GE 🌅 it may be a little late to get my “summer” body ready, but it’s right on time to get my book-launch body ready. 😎 It starts with dialing in the nutrition, picking up the weights, and putting down the beer. Ha.

Swipe to clear the grass from my pepper bed. (Yes I put my pepper seeds in before I realized the new dirt was full of grass seed lol. Amateur hour.) #gardening

GM 🌞 funny (or not-so-funny) story 😅 All six of my beds were full of grass like this. I’ve got five of them squared away now though, and this one is the last to pull. Sweat equity, I guess. Haha. Grow a garden, they said. It’ll be fun, they said.

Just a little garden progress slideshow… 👩🏻‍🌾

I genuinely love a salad for breakfast. Maybe it’s because I have French ancestry? But no kidding, I run around singing, “Breakfast salad, breakfast saladdd!” Spinach and radishes fresh from the garden are so delicious. 🤤

If you saw this smile, it meant she was about to throw down, and you were about to LOSE! 😆 No mercy! No charity! Haha. (Also for the record, that’s sweet tea in that martini glass - she would have my head if I didn’t clarify that point.)

GM 🫩 I call this one: the empty chair 😪