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Jessica Chasteen
gardenvarietyjess@nostrplebs.com
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Hillbilly Hope Dealer Born of Royalty 👑 & Heresy 🕊️ @Garden_Variety_Jess #GardenVarietyJess 🎥🎙️ #GardenVarietyBlog 💜💚
Also RIP @jack ‘s old Twitter account 🪦 something tells me he ain’t losing sleep over it. 😆
GM 😎 yall, I was summoned back to “X” by a bunch of folks ripping my videos from TikTok and reposting them there… that place is… different. I’m not sure I’ve ever seen so many haters in one place before. 😅 So my question to you is this: If TikTok is “Mister Rogers Neighborhood” and X is “Family Guy”, then what is NOSTR?
GM 😅 yall. I got put on InfoWars last night, and I’m not sure how to feel about that.
Yall remember the day before the attempt on Trump’s life how there were some really large convenient “clerical errors” made on that Friday and refunded on the following Tuesday of both the DJT and Rumble stocks? They REALLY don’t like us talking about that story on TikTok 🤣 so I thought I’d just stir the pot over here instead. Happy researching! GFY, censorship overlords! 🤣
God knew that if he gave me a golden retriever husband I would not be powerful enough. Lol
GM 😎 I love a good mystery. Lol. Like right now there’s a particular account who is very supportive of my work on TikTok, but I have no idea who they are. They aren’t in my “suggested accounts” from my contacts, but from the look of their following list, they’re certainly male. Haha. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ gotta put on my detective cap.
GM 🌞 funny story for your Monday - my brother and I are about 18 months apart, and one time when we were kids, little bro got his head stuck in the railing of the stairs. So 4 year old me thought what would Buggs Bunny do? 🤔 Grease his little bald Elmer Fudd head up and get him out, that’s what! The parentals caught on as soon as little me strolled passed them with the butter tub like “nothing to see here” 🧈🤣
Ahhh I love being a prophet 🤣🛸👽 I’ll take a flying car as payment for emotional damages from having to deal with all manner of haters on this issue for the last year, thank you very much! Read it and weep NONBELIEVERS!! 🤣
GM 🤩 ICYMI Anna Luna held a press conference yesterday, and said she’s leading the way on declassifying and exposing the big federal secrets from JFK, RFK, and MLK to UAPs and USOs to 9/11 to COVID. When I tell you conspiracy tiktokers have their popcorn ready yall! 🍿 What a time to be alive.
In other news, people in 25 states have now gotten my gardening calendar from my blog. 😍 I realize 35-ish sales is small fry, but it’s pretty cool that a little something I made exists in half the states of the US now. I’ll take my wins where I can get them, thank you. 😁