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Jessica Chasteen
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Hillbilly Hope Dealer Born of Royalty 👑 & Heresy 🕊️ @Garden_Variety_Jess #GardenVarietyJess 🎥🎙️ #GardenVarietyBlog 💜💚
My aunt is a little extra when it comes to Christmas, and we all give her a bit of a hard time about it because she puts up a dozen trees every year. 😅 Tonight I was having dinner with the fam, and had the following convo with her grandson: Me: How many Christmas trees does your GiGi put up? Him: …. (thinks while putting fingers up in the air like he’s counting)…… ENOUGH! Uncle: Enough to make you feel like you’re living in a forest… or a Cracker Barrel! 🤣💀🎅🏼🎄
Absolutely nothing is creepier than getting a DM from an account who follows NO ONE but has 5k followers. A tad spooky, if you ask me.
Some folks were disappointed by todays #uap hearing, but honestly I was encouraged that the congresspeople seem to have surpassed their disbelief and now want to know where to start unpacking this. Meanwhile the National Archives is just quietly releasing evidence from the 1960s… you think they’re trying to get ahead of the declassification wave? 🤣
Have y’all heard Trump talking about the Digital Bill of Rights yet? Thoughts? Joe Rogan put the speech on his IG… #digitalbillofrights
If yall haven’t been over to nominees.mahanow.org site, you may not know who’s in the running for ENERGY… 😎👽🛸 iykyk #uap #disclosure image
GM 🤠 If you could nominate one man (living or not) to be used as an example of “divine masculinity” for the book I’m writing, who would you choose and why? I’ve gotten some really interesting responses on TikTok, but I bet yall will have even better ones.
GM 🇺🇸🤠 seeing a few meltdowns this morning wondering how a “convicted felon” could become President. I find it interesting that those same people don’t mention that his 34 felony counts for “falsifying business documents” are in appeal and set to be overturned already, with the closing arguments from the prosecution being along the lines of: please don’t sanction us for election interference. Weird. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Keep ya head on a swivel.
Happy Election Day, America! 🇺🇸 Election season is almost officially over! Finally! 😂 I’m so sick of hearing about it! 🤣