Happy Election Day, America! 🇺🇸 Election season is almost officially over! Finally! 😂 I’m so sick of hearing about it! 🤣

I love the internet.

😆 This election is way too dramatic. I just saw a big Dem guy say: “tomorrow set your clock back an hour, and Tuesday get ready to set it back 100 years.” Bro a hundred years ago we had a functioning transatlantic rail system. Don’t threaten me with a good time. 🤣

Happy Halloween 🎃 Stay safe out there and remember: “Whenever I'm about to do something, I think, 'Would an idiot do that?' And if they would, I do not do that thing." -Dwight Schrute

I’m really good at not taking things personally until no one laughs at my joke in the group chat… 😐🫥

Without hashtags how would I even realize that “I voted early” and “I vote dearly” are the same letters with different spacing ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

GM 😎 Friday meme

If you want to grow an audience on one of the social search engine platforms like #TikTok or #Pinterest - I built a little course for you! 😎 I’ll be adding an audio lecture to it before the end of the year, but if you’d like to get the written portions, I’m running an early bird special of 50% off! Your slide deck will auto-update once I add the audio, so you’ll have access to that as well after the early bird special ends. Check it out under “New: Social Search Engine Strategy” over on my blog:

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This is Halloween adjacent, right? 👻💀 View quoted note →

My social avatar is this orange-glasses selfie on every platform except LinkedIn… because we all know they nosy over there 🤣

GM 😎 I don’t identify as Republican or Democrat. I identify as: A MENACE. 😈

So after RFK endorsed Trump and told his supporters to vote for Trump, I laughed and jested: “What are they gonna do now if they want to fix the game, say that Stein pulled votes from Trump?” 🤣🤣🤣 omg sometimes it’s a curse to be this aware of macro-patterns 💀

Anybody else have an uncle who would describe dimensions in cubits just to mess with us? Just me? 😅

Big stargazer over here and tonight I noticed the comet ☄️ shown in my “Night Sky” app and through my husband’s 100x zoom 😮

Yall. The folks beside me at the bar are discussing Jimmy Hoffa, and it is taking ALL OF MY WILLPOWER not to join their conversation unsolicited. 🤣🤣

Feeling like spooky season up in here 👻🦇🎃

GM ☀️ be unserious. Life is way too short to be serious every day.

I met Michael Shellenberger once upon a Twitter in 2016 when he posted this TED talk, and I replied something to the effect of “Good on you for repping Harambe”, and he got such a kick out of it we ended up in a whole conversation about energy politics. 🤣 #goodtimes

You know who the “greens” love to hate? Michael Shellenberger. You know who I just saw on News Nation talking about UFO disclosure? Michael Shellenberger. Hold up, I need my popcorn. 🍿