You know who the “greens” love to hate? Michael Shellenberger. You know who I just saw on News Nation talking about UFO disclosure? Michael Shellenberger. Hold up, I need my popcorn. 🍿

😈 I’m simultaneously a fucking menace and an absolute delight. You’ve been warned.

GM ☀️ Anyone know why Pinterest’s UI is so messed up for any screen larger than a phone? 😅 I see so many Reddit posts but can’t find an answer or a way to report the bug (bug: tiling of pins is weird, way too much empty space randomly…) Here is an example. #pinterest

Um. GFM 😎 I’m just going to put this screen recording I took this morning here, and yall tell me if it has you feeling a certain type of way or nah… #viral #tiktok

Thanks to everyone sharing the word about #hurricanehelene rescue and relief. People have asked what is the best way to support the region right now, and the answer is unequivocally donate to the helicopter volunteer rescue groups in the area: -Aerial Recovery, a veterans led group out of north FL who have stationed in Asheville -Total Flight Solutions, a volunteer pilot group out of Durham NC -Happy Helicopters, tour group turned aid droppers out of Greenville SC Our communities on the ground are gathering supplies, but these pilots need money for fuel to keep making trips in and out of remote areas and rescuing folks. They are the real MVPs. 👏 I’ll link their websites below.

Just showing yall - I have an audience of 38k and not a single one of my last 3 posts about Helene relief got more than 1k views. If that’s not evidence of censorship, I’m not sure what is. Please share Appalachian voices!

I have the feeling this video will be taken down swiftly for mentioning the d-word (💀) so I’m putting it here for posterity and so that folks know what’s actually happening in East TN / West NC…

If you know anyone still without power or water in the Greenville SC or surrounding area, my cousin’s business now has power and she’s opening up 12-6 today for free showers for anyone who needs one in the community! BYOT - bring your own towel! #yeahthatgreenville #driftgreenville #hurricanehelene

GM 👽 yall remember i was telling you last night about TikTok playing shenanigans around the #HurricaneHelene hashtag? Just reporting in: only got 800 views on that video in spite of very high ratio of engagement-per-view. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

If you’re not seeing a lot about #HurricaneHelene aftermath, I get the feeling that’s on purpose… look how it refuses to autofill on #tiktok for the video I just made - which is me showing zero front page stories about the disaster in NC or the relief efforts on Fox, CNN or MSNBC… anyway, keep Appalachia in your thoughts, especially western NC where there are 180+ fatalities and many hundreds more missing. Roads are washed out, supplies are being brought in by helicopters and hobby drones and mules. Many hundreds of thousands of people are still without power 6 days later.

Sometimes I get real esoteric and sentimental at the same time and think about how they put us Appalachians in the mines to make us forget we came from the stars ✨🥺

GM 👽 Does anyone else have ongoing bits or inside jokes with only yourself? Or is this just the curse of an introvert-comedian 🤣 I do little things to crack myself up that I know nobody else would find funny but me. I guess we all gotta find our joy where we can. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯