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Jessica Chasteen
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Hillbilly Hope Dealer Born of Royalty 👑 & Heresy 🕊️ @Garden_Variety_Jess #GardenVarietyJess 🎥🎙️ #GardenVarietyBlog 💜💚
Question for #gardenstr: is it just me or have you noticed a ton of reply-guys who are obsessed with “invasive” plants lately (most every platform - Reddit, TikTok, IG, not as much here)? Just seems like a lot of angst on that topic all the sudden. 😅 #asknostr #gardening
What’s your least favorite garden task? I’ll go first: moving border rocks 🪨 lol like I know, I know, it’s free weightlifting, but if rocks could not be so heavy, that’d be great. 😅 Where’s my anti-grav inventors at??
#proofofwork or in Boku’s case, proof of supervision. Hoping these new garden beds last me a little longer than wooden ones. 🤞 #gardenstr image
Yall my vet’s office sent me a condolences card they all signed and a book about the power of dogs to change our lives 😭😭😭 I’m not crying, you’re crying! #kindness
GM 🌞 how’s everyone’s #cicada season going? 😅 (Photo credit: Niki Anaya on TikTok) image
You know what absolutely cracks me up? The insane reactions to the Terrence Howard and Joe Rogan interview. 🤣 Like all the sudden folks with marketing majors are up on some intellectual high horse calling vibratory physics “word salad for people who skipped science class” - they’re truly offended, armchair diagnosing him as psychotic, etc. 🤣 some people have gone so far as to make whole videos trolling his ideas. I just need to know why are they so mad? Why do people feel legitimately offended/insulted by an idea that has been around for at least 100 years? There are plenty of other folks who have said some the same things he talks about (Walter Russell, Nikola Tesla, John Keely, etc) and to be fair I suppose the mainstream rejected them similarly. I’m not sure I vibe with all #terrencehoward has to say, but he puts an interesting spin, or maybe I should say curvature, on the geometry of space. But hey, I’m the kinda person who watched The Primer Fields by David LaPointe and the Black Whole by Nassim Haramein when they first dropped so that’s my genre, clearly. Lol. 😎🔔
So got my first “strike” on #TikTok for my initial intro to #nostr vid that popped off. Apparently it was taken down as “fraud / scam” 🤣 what does that even mean, bros?! Anyway here’s what it looks like if you wanna see. I appealed it already. This is why we need to #grownostr - enough with the shenanigans. #socialmedia image
GM this is my dog Boku - the one who likes to bring live animals into my house. Since his brother Rocky passed, he has started coming to my bedside every morning and giving me the tiniest kiss on the cheek, super gently like he doesn’t want to wake me. What a sweetheart. I’m so grateful that dogs exist in this world. #dogstr image
😔 We said goodbye to my angel Rocky today. He took a turn for the worse this morning and went on to be with his buddy Bella in the big dog park in the sky. 🐾 He was a goofball and a gentleman - except with cows, in which case he was a menace. Lol. He was loyal and smart and sweet as he could be. I was blessed to love and be loved by him all these years. RIP Rocky. image
Well, bad news, gang. Turns out Rocky is not doing great, in spite of his glorious x-ray. He was diagnosed with a rapid growing sinus cancer today. It’s inoperable. We are preparing ourselves for his transition. Keep me and my family in your thoughts and hug your dogs for me. 💔
GM 🐶 may I present Rocky the Boxer, in X-Ray vision. They had a hard time getting a straight on shot because he thought they were trying to play. 🤣 #dogstr image
Ok 2 fun facts about this: 1. My aorta that got replaced (by gortex) is now part of an international medical study for people who have extra large aneurysms that don’t dissect - my aorta was more than 8 standard deviations from the average 😅 2. I recovered completely narcotic-free because I grew up in the opiate epidemic and big pharma can go fuck themselves 🤙😎 View quoted note →
Full transparency - on chest days I only lift one ton, but in my defense I did have open heart surgery six years ago. 😜 gimme a break image
Just a follow up on this: Kim K has lost 3 million followers in 24 hours. Let the eat cake indeed. Hold on - gotta go break out the world’s tiniest violin… 🤣 View quoted note →
How funny. There is a new movement that folks on TikTok are calling the “digitine” (aka digital guillotine). The idea is that if we mass-block superficial celebrities, we “cut off” their main power source: attention. I personally don’t see much celeb content, nor do I follow many celebs, but I will gladly participate in this effort anyway! 😈 #digitine #tiktok