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Jessica Chasteen
gardenvarietyjess@nostrplebs.com
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Hillbilly Hope Dealer Born of Royalty 👑 & Heresy 🕊️ @Garden_Variety_Jess #GardenVarietyJess 🎥🎙️ #GardenVarietyBlog 💜💚
How funny. There is a new movement that folks on TikTok are calling the “digitine” (aka digital guillotine). The idea is that if we mass-block superficial celebrities, we “cut off” their main power source: attention. I personally don’t see much celeb content, nor do I follow many celebs, but I will gladly participate in this effort anyway! 😈 #digitine #tiktok
Just me again reminding y’all to push 3 tons of plates around this week if you want to feel like a boss 🫡 #fitbodapp image
I don’t go by #GardenVarietyJess for nothing 😎 flowers are life! #gardeners #florists #growstr #flowerstr image
You ever meet a person and find out they are so much like you that you can’t stop thinking, “what are the odds that I would meet my doppelweirdo?” bc that’s me currently. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ the universe be wild.
Corsage process vid 😎 love how it turned out. Next time I’ll use floral glue instead of hot glue (all I had) for longevity, and I’ll secure the big blooms a little better, maybe with some wire and floral tape like a traditional corsage. But this is the first time I’ve applied flowers to KT tape, and I was super impressed with this method. I laid down foliage first, then the buds. The tape itself didn’t budge, in spite of the size of the final piece. Absolutely would recommend trying this for a wedding or other formal event. Very cool. #florists #flowerstr
I’ve made so many corsages in my life, but I’ve never made one for myself… until today. 😍 #florist #flowerstr #corsage #wearableflowers image
Wait… did RFKJ say he wants to put the entire US budget on blockchain for all to see?? Somebody get this man a security detail. Lol
I don’t care if you like #showtunes or not — “What I Know Now” from Beetlejuice is a BANGER. Taking recommendations for similar upbeat sing-along material. 😎🤙
GM 🌞 sometimes I lurk on livestreams to spot the trolls and bots and preemptively block them. It’s called #selfcare. Lol. Go forth and be a menace!
GM 🌞 Real talk: what’s gonna happen to jury duty when the juror pool becomes majority millennials and none of us answer our phones nor reliably open our mail? 🤣
GM 🌞 Being born and raised in Appalachia is a trip. Sometimes I forget that not everyone has experienced a raging opiate “epidemic” and lost dozens of friends and neighbors to big pharma’s greed. Anyway, hope y’all have a good day, unless you’re Johnson & Johnson or part of the Sackler family- in which case gfy. 🤙
At long last, an “Other Stuff” example video, featuring the amazing zap.cooking 😎 Thanks @Seth for creating a super cool way to share recipe notes! I also call out a few other crowd favorites! Planning to put together a more comprehensive article with screenshots, so def keep me informed on your latest fav nostr clients. 🤙 If you want to get the word out, check out my vid and leave a friendly comment and share so that I get some traction with the robot overlords over there on the TitanicTok lol #grownostr #zapcooking #tiktokban