A pro like me goes with a song like this but hey might be too much for yall 🤣🤣🤣

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LENTITO

Alvaro Diaz · SAYONARA · Song · 2024

I’ve seen yall at the conferences and I know you not running for shit 🤣 so the Rythm is a freestyle but do your best💀 if you into oyster 🦪 better start looking for a pearl 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Play her this song

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POKE FREESTYLE

Alvaro Diaz, Papi Sousa · POKE FREESTYLE · Song · 2023

Now you my dude who has been married and has no sense of showing affection, pleaseeee don’t be this guy this weekend lmaoooo

Then play her this song and it’s game over big g, 9 months later you are going to be arguing against inscriptions calling yourself a maximalist and advocating for pure transactions

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Habibi

JHAYCO · Le Clique: Vida Rockstar (X) · Song · 2024

For the motherless, you pull to the bar and give her a tequila shot and just straight up be like “happy Mother’s Day” only two responses: 1: “I’m not a mother” 2: “how you knew” The response stays the same: “My bad, but I can always spot a mamasita from far away” 🤷🏻‍♂️ and you cooked 🤣💀

Just know the bars are going to be filled with single mothers 💀 so for all degenerates is fishing weekend

For you people without mothers go have fun this weekend. For those that have family happy Mother’s Day to your mom. 🙏🏼

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Un Party Bellako

Jowell & Randy · Mazorkeo.com · Song · 2024

The problem is they tell me I can do anything and then they hit you with the “but don’t take it too far though” and I am already landing from the flight of too too far and crossed the line into the there’s no return territory

Sike imma show off all my bars 🤣

Thinking that I have to share my nostr with ppl to connect

Ready to be meme CEO

Nvm I cooked but I ain’t eating yet

I’m so cooked 💀I’m never getting a job goddamn it

I just been collecting material for the bars They told me I wasn’t going to get far No shit I done broke the car But anyways I don’t know how to larp fuck I know what is my part? Yeah I’m retarded not very smart Bro I learned bitcoin working at the mart watching videos while I fart Talking and posting shit I felt the spark Now I’m using AI feeling like Tony stark Swimming in the ocean, hoping to not get eaten by a shark

Here’s a song for the gheys I woke up and felt being watched by the spooks I just know working with the US Gov ain’t a good look Most of the ones in the space are ghey in my book In the mirror please take a good look You just another fruit loop I don’t repeat, I broke the loop It’s okay if you like the banana Fancy ghey with your aqua panna There will be signs they say I know the signs say, you’re ghey For male companions you pay On the internet with them you play Oh it was shiet and not clay It’s in order they say Just because it’s lined on the tray Flaky ass chip potatoes lay I really don’t care wat you have to say

waking up and realized there’s class today 😅 no time for memeing 🥹🥲

Ahora si a mimir