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this is what they mean when they say “visualize your dreams” one day I’ll be pig dogging backside barrels 😂

sometimes a peanut butter and jelly just hits

Fun fact: I’ve never held a pen “correctly” in my life View quoted note →

Sunday 🤍🖤

We’re gonna look back at 2024 as being one of those years that sticks in your memory.

Just booked my hotel for @nat brunell's wedding. Already getting emotional 🥲

Conventions of any kind are cringe - the RNC, the DNC, it’s embarrassing

“Hawaii has long been run for the benefit of everyone but Hawaiians.” This week’s Last Week Tonight with John Oliver covers it brilliantly. https://m.youtube.com/watch?si=U0bC_XMZsirmnfjJ&v=j8DxdibHibU&feature=youtu.be

How old is LeBron? How is he still playing? 😂

did you?

Crazy thing happened to me last night. I walked into a public women’s bathroom and said, “I’m overdressed for this occasion!” A woman facing away from me but looking into the mirror immediately looked at me and answered, “no you’re not. you look great!” So I started to talk to her. She turned around and said “are you Aubrey Strobel?” And I said yes. She said, “We were best friends when we were 10.” And I looked at her closer and it was my best friend from when I was 10 years old. I had totally forgotten about her because she had moved away. I had gone to all of her birthdays, we had so many sleepovers, etc. We were friends for years and I meet her again in a bathroom in Nashville. ✨💫

meek mill

transportation is a disaster in this country… it’s insane to me that buttigieg is being considered for any position

my spirit is unbreakable after surviving the crowdstrike trip home from europe. flight’s delayed to nashville…? don’t care. nothing can bother me. might try out for the SEALs.

Headed to Nashville today!!!

seeing someone’s handwriting tells you so much about them

You seldom regret a classy exit.

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