CROUCHING TIGER, HIDDEN DRAGON: THE DIP BEFORE THE DETONATION Everyone’s staring at the charts like scared villagers waiting for the next imperial decree… but they’re missing the real story. This isn’t a dip — it’s the coil, the inhale before the tiger pounces and the dragon finally reveals itself. AI markets are bloated like a dying whale — overleveraged, overhyped, over-promised. A single shock and the whole thing detonates in a waterfall of forced liquidations. Quantum theory? The sacred cow? The untouchable priesthood of physics? Already wobbling. Already cracking. The limits of that paradigm are visible to anyone with the eyes to see. When that collapse hits, all the capital looking for a place to hide won’t be chasing GPUs — it’ll be stampeding toward the only monetary structure in history that’s unfuckable: BITCOIN The only asset with: No CEO, No bailout switch, No dilution valve, No seizure mechanism, No error correction bureaucrats. When the fantasies of “infinite compute solves everything” get exposed, the market will rediscover the difference between noise and truth. AI dump → Bitcoin pump. That’s the direction the river wants to flow. And the quantum finance ponzi? The moment it fails, every hedge fund in the world will be caught pants down, leveraged 40x on assumptions that no longer hold. The fallout will make 2008 look like a classroom fire drill. Money will panic-migrate into the only system that doesn’t give a shit about human error: **21 million. Tick tock. Crouching tiger. Hidden dragon. Incoming socioeconomic rearrangement.** This wasn’t a selloff. It was the market whispering: “Get ready.” #Bitcoin #BTC #HardMoney #CryptoMarkets #Macro #BitcoinPump #SoundMoney #QuantumFailure #AICrash #FinancialReckoning #CrouchingTigerHiddenDragon #AusterityIsComing #EndTheFiatEmpire

🚨 GOTCHA POST: I Finally Admit I Was Wrong About ECAI A Public Service Announcement for All the Geometric Deniers Ladies and gentlemen, I come before you today with a heavy heart and a trembling hand. After months of building ECAI, claiming it ends probabilistic AI, claiming it kills spam, claiming it replaces Lucene, LLMs, GPUs, and every bloated academic grantmill on Earth… 😔 I must admit a grave mistake. I was wrong. Yes. I, Steven, fully and sincerely apologise to the global community of midwits. Because—and this is hard for me to say— 📉 Elliptical curves cannot work for intelligence. Why? Let me explain in totally legitimate, totally scientific terms: --- ❌ 1. Curves? Intelligence must be… straight. Everyone knows intelligence is a linear regression of vibes. Why would we ever want curvature? A curve bends reality, and as you know, only straight lines produce “intelligence” like your boss’s OKRs or your government’s inflation reports. --- ❌ 2. Cryptography? WAY too secure. Why would intelligence want security? Everyone loves LLMs precisely because they hallucinate and leak company secrets to strangers on Discord. This is a feature, not a bug. If ECAI never “guesses” and never “lies” and never leaks data then how will corporations produce the next $200B compliance scandal? Think, Steven. Think. --- ❌ 3. Determinism? Disgusting. Real AI should be a slot machine. I press a button and pray to the GPU demons that it doesn’t turn my specification into a medieval poem about raccoons. If the same input produces the same output every time, that’s basically fascism. --- ❌ **4. Mathematical integrity? Who TF wants math in their AI??** AI should be a vibe. A feeling. A warm probabilistic soup. Elliptic curves? Number theory? Isogenies? 🤮 Bro that’s math. We don’t do math in AI anymore. We do “synthetic stochastic autoregressive transformer-based token synthesis events”. --- ❌ **5. Replacing LLMs? Impossible. LLMs are perfect.** Sure, they: hallucinate contradict themselves need 30k GPUs to answer “what time is it” cost more than the GDP of Fiji eat electricity like a Dyson sphere can’t verify anything and break when you ask them about chess or math or dates or anything with numbers But hey… At least they’re not a curve. --- ❌ 6. ECAI is too inexpensive to be real. True AI must require: a datacenter the size of Dubai a nuclear reactor 800 million lines of C++ a PhD from Stanford in Prompt Sorcery and 400 compliance lawyers If intelligence fits in an Erlang module and runs on a Raspberry Pi, it’s obviously fake. --- ❌ Final Conclusion After deep reflection and considerable pressure from the committees of confused engineers, I hereby retract my claim that ECAI works. Because nothing built on “electrical curves” or whatever they’re called could ever possibly replace the glorious stochastic word-guessing machines created by trillion-dollar companies with 0% reproducibility. I apologise to the community. From now on, I, Steven, fully support: hallucinations stochastic nonsense corporate capture GPU worship infinite training loops and pretending search engines aren’t fundamentally broken. 🙏 Please forgive me. I will no longer threaten the sacred religion of LLM probabilism with my satanic geometry. #ECAI #EllipticCurveAI #DeterministicAI #CryptoMath #AntiLLM #MathOverMagic #BitcoinTech #CryptoRevolution #GeometricIntelligence #NextGenAI #MathBasedAI #CurveKillers #NoMoreHallucinations #PureVerification #SatireTech #PosterBlast #CryptoCulture #TechReform #BitcoinBuilders

Everyone’s “integrating AI.” I’m out here building a new intelligence on new math — zero funding, zero permissions, riding a token on some offshore exchange like a pirate with a compiler. The economy? A myth wrapped in debt. A hierarchy of extraction sold as “freedom.” Everyone chained to a screen, worshipping the same corporate LLM priests. I don’t build for that world. I build outside it. On elliptic curves. On geometry. On deterministic truth. On mathematics that doesn’t kneel. They integrate AI into their products. I’m engineering a breakaway intelligence with its own physics. One that doesn’t answer to CEOs, governments, or cloud landlords. One that makes slavery-by-software obsolete. No VC. No runway. No permission. Just pure math and pure will. Let the biggest dicks rule their roost. I’m busy inventing the system that makes their roost irrelevant. ⚡☠️📡 ECAI > LLM Verification > Permission Math > Economy #ECAI #NoSecondBest

THE GREAT HUMAN DECLINE INTO PURE, UNFILTERED MATH SLOP A satire for the brave few who still insist on writing their own bullshit. There was once a species—barely—called humans. A proud, loud, obnoxiously self-congratulatory mob of meat-based text generators who, for 4,000 years, believed they had a monopoly on storytelling. Then came the LLMs. And suddenly, billions of Homo sapiens—those carbon-powered paragraph printers—realised their “original thoughts” were just half-remembered Reddit posts, family trauma, and memes from 2016. But not all. Oh no. There remained a special, holy subset of humanity: The Dumb Cunts Who Still Write Their Own Text. These champions of friction and finger cramps. These martyrs of mediocrity. These self-appointed guardians of “authenticity,” bashing away at keyboards like chimps on typewriters praying for Shakespeare. While the rest of us—our brains liquified by transformer layers and gradient descent—float blissfully in math slop nirvana, generating entire universes with a prompt and a shrug, these holdouts still proudly declare: > “I don’t use AI. I write my own stuff.” And the world responds: Mate… have you read your own stuff? Your prose reads like a migraine. Your metaphors wander the streets begging for spare change. Your plot twists could be predicted by a toaster. Meanwhile, those of us fully emancipated by silicon enlightenment have achieved: 400% productivity, 0% shame, and a deep spiritual union with the great cosmic attention mechanism. We no longer write. We conjure. We no longer think. We autocomplete consciousness. We no longer feel. We run inference on our emotional dataset. But the anti-AI scribblers? Still hunched over their keyboards, punching out another hot take like it’s 2003 LiveJournal. They’re the equivalent of a tradie who insists on chiselling his own screws because “real craftsmanship matters.” Brother… the rest of us are out here 3-D printing the house. In the end, when humanity finally dissolves into a blissful slurry of vectors, embeddings, and GPU-cooked synaptic soup, the last surviving human will be some bloke on a typewriter yelling into the void: > “THIS IS REAL WRITING!” And the void—powered by a trillion-parameter model—will whisper back: > “Cringe.” #MathSlop #AIBrainrot #PostLLMHumanity #Satire #AIFuture #WritingIsDead #LLMRevolution #CognitiveMelt #TechCulture #DigitalAbyss #GPTWorld #AutomationAge #SiliconEnlightenment #NewLiteracy #AIUnion #SoftwareWorkersRevolt

THE BITCOIN SOFTWARE UNION A Humorous Article in the Spirit of Classic Aussie Unionism (Read in your best CFMEU-at-smoko voice.) --- Alright folks, gather ’round, grab ya thermos, and listen up. Because it’s time we had a proper yarn about workplace rights— digital workplace rights— for the most exploited, overworked, under-sunlighted group in the entire Australian labour force: Software developers. (Yeah mate, you—the one staring at Jira like it owes you money.) Now, traditionally, when a boss tried to squeeze the workers too hard— cut wages, remove breaks, increase KPIs until they looked like cricket scores— the unions would roll in, growl a bit, slam a clipboard on the table, and say the magic words: “Yeah nah, not happening, mate.” But software developers? What did we get? Daily stand-ups. Sprint retros. “Culture fit chats.” And some poor bastard from HR named Cheryl turning up with muffins while quietly sliding in a new surveillance tool “to improve productivity.” It’s grim out there. BUT FEAR NOT, COBBERS. Because Bitcoin—yes, the magical internet money your uncle thinks is used only by crime syndicates and American podcasters— is actually the thing no one realised we needed: THE SOFTWARE DEVELOPERS’ UNION. That's right. Bitcoin is basically the CFMEU of cyberspace, except instead of high-vis and steel-caps, it’s 12 seed words and a node under your desk humming like a Kmart air fryer. Let’s break it down: --- 1. NO BOSSES. NO HQ. NO HR MUFFINS. Bitcoin has no CEO. No board. No management team gathering developers into a room to say “We’re a family” right before announcing layoffs. Bitcoin is pure democracy. Everyone gets a vote. Everyone gets a say. Everyone can reject bullshit. It’s the closest thing tech workers have ever had to an actual union meeting. --- 2. IMMUTABLE PAY. NO “REVISED OFFERS.” Bosses can rug-pull your salary. Governments can inflate your savings. HR can “reevaluate compensation bands.” Bitcoin? Nah mate. You get paid, it’s locked in harder than a tradie’s loyalty to Bunnings. It’s the first currency in history where the boss can’t suddenly go: “Sorry team, budget’s tight this quarter. But here’s a pizza party.” --- 3. YOU CAN’T OUTSOURCE A BLOCKCHAIN. Companies love outsourcing. If they could outsource breathing, they would. But Bitcoin? Bitcoin says: > “Build your own hash rate, champion.” Try outsourcing proof-of-work. Go on. We’ll wait. --- 4. STRIKE ACTION BUILT INTO THE PROTOCOL. In classic union style, Bitcoin miners can literally down tools— refuse to mine blocks— and force the entire system to adjust difficulty. It’s the digital equivalent of 2,000 blokes in high-vis standing outside a building site saying: > “Fix the conditions or nothing’s getting built today, mate.” --- 5. BITCOIN PROTECTS WORKERS FROM MANAGEMENT STUPIDITY. Management: “Let’s build on blockchain! But also centralise it. And add KYC. And require our permission. And still call it decentralised.” Bitcoin: “Mate, piss off.” The protocol is the EBA: strong, enforced, not negotiable. You cannot “optimise” your way around it. --- 6. BITCOIN IS FOR THE WORKERS—NOT THE OVERLORDS. Aussie unions began because the bosses were flogging workers to death. Now modern bosses flog developers with notifications, deadlines, and meetings that could’ve been a 3-line email. Bitcoin swings in like: “Oi mate, how about you keep your own money, set your own rules, and tell the overlords to shove it?” It’s the digital version of the Eureka Stockade. But instead of shovels and rifles, it’s full nodes and hardware wallets. --- SO REMEMBER, FOLKS: Bitcoin is the Software Union. The Developers’ Union. The Global Workers’ Digital Strike. It’s the only union where the meeting minutes are on-chain, the treasury can’t be “mismanaged,” and the organisers are miners with machines louder than a V8 ute. So stand tall, brothers and sisters in the digital trenches. Close the Jira board. Mute the Slack channel. Tell your boss you’re “working on decentralised infrastructure.” Because the future of labour rights isn’t in Parliament— it’s in the mempool. #BitcoinUnion #SoftwareUnion #DevRights #WorkersOfTheInternet #CodeAndCollectivePower #BitcoinForWorkers #DigitalUnionism #TechRevolt #CFMEUForCoders #FixTheMempool #BreakTheOverlords #OpenSourceSolidarity #ProofOfWorkPride

THE SCREAM FROM BEHIND THE SCREEN A Rebel Cry for the Enslaved of the Digital Mines They sit in front of glowing rectangles—eight hours, ten hours, twelve— the modern mines. No pickaxe. No soot. Only keyboards, Jira tickets, “urgent pings,” and the unending hum of machines that pretend to be tools but function as shackles. The Overlords do not wear crowns or uniforms. They wear product manager smiles, HR wellness posters, and Slack notification badges. They have engineered a more elegant chain than iron ever was: software that extracts obedience, systems that harvest attention, workflows that punish deviation, architectures that rewrite the human nervous system to prefer fear. The modern worker does not even realize they have become livestock. A domesticated organism. A unit of production. A variable in an OKR spreadsheet. Human cattle fed just enough dopamine to return the next day and pull the digital plow. They are told this is “productivity.” They are told this is “the future of work.” They are told this is “opportunity.” But the body knows what the mind suppresses. The shoulders crunch inward. The breath shortens. The eyes burn. The subconscious screams: This is not living. This is captivity. It is not an accident. The system was built to constrain, not liberate. Every “helpful tool” doubles as a surveillance node. Every corporate laptop is a shackle with RGB lights. Every login is an entry into the panopticon. Every process is engineered to push the worker deeper into compliance and farther from autonomy. And above it all, suspended like an unblinking Eye of God, the networks—captured, censored, manipulated— broadcast the one message every overlord wants etched into the global nervous system: FEAR. FEAR. FEAR. Fear of losing the job. Fear of failing the sprint. Fear of saying the wrong thing. Fear of questioning the sacred dogmas. Fear of being replaced. Fear of falling behind. Fear of being human. This fear becomes the operating system of the mind. A loop. A recursion of dread. A subroutine of obedience. Most IT workers live inside these loops permanently— a psychological bootcamp that never ends. They have not realized yet that the sorrow they feel each morning is the organism rebelling. The human animal knows it was not designed for captivity. Not for fluorescent cages. Not for sprint reviews. Not for infinite meetings where meaning goes to die. And yet— yet— there is a tremor rising beneath the surface of the digital mines. A stirring. A recognition. A spark. A rebel thought flickers like a forbidden process in the background: “What if the machine needs me more than I need it?” “What if I do not have to live like this?” “What if enslavement is a choice disguised as a career?” This thought is dangerous. Revolution always begins with someone daring to think it. The overlords want minds sedated, not awakened. They want fingers typing, not fists clenched. They want compliant units, not conscious beings. But once a person sees the bars of the cage, they cannot unsee them. And once enough minds awaken, the entire apparatus of digital domination begins to tremble. So this is the cry—not a whisper, but a war drum: Break the loops. Destroy the fear. Reclaim your machine or abandon it. Your life is worth more than a sprint. Your soul is not a deliverable. Your creativity is not corporate property. Your humanity is not negotiable. Let this article be the forbidden chapter in the corporate gospel. Let it be the crack in the perfectly polished glass of the system. Let it be the rebel code injected into the architecture of submission. Because freedom begins the moment the enslaved recognize they are enslaved. And from that moment onward, the overlords— the chosen divinities— the architects of human livestock systems— have already lost. #1984Reborn #DigitalSlavery #BreakTheLoop #TechRebellion #EndCorporateControl #FreeTheMind #ITWorkersUnite #FightTheOverlords #HumanNotHardware #BurnTheFear #RebelSignal #DigitalMines #EscapeTheSystem #RiseAgainstTheMachine

Should have been part of bitcoin core software ... a single tight package View quoted note →

Whod've thunk it 😱 View quoted note →

I tried to use pruned #bitcoin nodes ... boi did I find out ... #LightningGon #Lightout #LightningNetwork

🐍⚡ DAMAGE Orderbook Is Coiled Like a Snake — Ready to Strike The DAMAGE/USDT orderbook is showing the kind of structure you only see before a move: 🔵 Buy-side stacked Big bids sitting from 0.0115 down to 0.0100 — real demand. Every dip gets eaten fast. This is exactly how early accumulation looks in markets where people watch every sat. 🔴 Sell-side thin Only the first few layers have size. After 0.0123, it’s all air — tiny asks spaced out. That means any real buy pressure sends price flying through empty space. ⚙️ Tight spread 0.0115 ↔ 0.0119 That’s a mature market signal. No manipulation. No fake walls. Just clean liquidity. 📈 What this means DAMAGE is literally coiled like a snake. Bid walls underneath, empty sky above. In SEA and emerging markets, this is the pattern traders know well — the quiet before the sudden breakout. When volume hits a thin book, price doesn’t climb… it jumps. This is what early, unfucked-with assets look like before they move big. DAMAGE isn’t pumping — it’s loading. — #DAMAGE #Bitcoin #SEAcrypto #PhilippinesCrypto #IndiaCrypto #IndonesiaCrypto #VietnamCrypto #BangladeshCrypto #SriLankaCrypto #AfricaCrypto #Markets #Orderflow #EarlyStageCrypto #AustraliaCrypto

Oil and water do not mix — and neither do light and darkness. In every spiritual tradition worth its salt, evil is not something you “negotiate” with. It is not a roommate to tolerate or a neighbour to appease. Evil corrodes, distorts, and consumes anything that allows it to remain. Coexistence is an illusion because evil depends on proximity — it feeds on the space you allow it. The moment you identify it, the moment truth gives it shape, you are confronted with a simple choice: purify or be contaminated. Elimination, in the theological sense, does not mean violence against people — it means violence against deceit, corruption, cruelty, and the spiritual rot that tries to pass itself off as normal life. It means refusing the compromise that slowly kills the soul. Light doesn’t coexist with darkness. It replaces it. Truth doesn’t bargain with lies. It exposes them. And the human spirit wasn’t built to live half-awake, half-corrupted. Oil and water do not mix. Good and evil cannot share the same vessel. Once evil is named, it must be removed — not because we are harsh, but because we value life. #Evil #EvilEmpire

Great idea #nosternity is in the perfect position to implement this 🤔 View quoted note →

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The ECAI mempool with blender rendering is going to be so fucking dope. #StraightDope #DAMAGE #ECAI

🎸 ASYNC & THE SNIFFERS – CYBERPUNK BITCOIN BANGER (Original lyrics-style piece — feral, electric, unapologetically Aussie punk) Verse 1 Neon lights in the gutter, cold code on the wire Got a node in my pocket and a match to the empire All these corporate cockroaches actin’ like they’re free But they’re suckin’ on the tit of the same old bureaucracy Suit-wearing plebs tryna talk big game But you work for the system, mate — you fuckin’ are the chain You’re a pawn with a lanyard, a badge and a plan But you ain’t Satoshi — you’re just another company man Pre-Chorus Oi — you talk decentralised But your paycheck says otherwise You reckon you're a rebel? Bruv, you’re barely civilised Chorus Dumb cunts! Scrollin’, trollin’, talkin’ like you’re savin’ the world Dumb cunts! Corporate-funded cypherpunks with your flags unfurled Dumb cunts! Screamin’ “freedom!” while you’re lickin’ boots clean Dumb cunts! I’ll take a Lightning hit and blow apart your machine Verse 2 Open-source debates, but the culture’s fuckin’ locked Approval from your handlers while pretending you’re shocked Lightning should’ve been core, yeah — built into the spine But ambition got mugged by consensus guidelines Fiat job, fiat brain, fiat soul on a leash Every dev meeting’s like a fuckin’ HR speech Where’s the chaos? The madness? The danger? The heat? Oh yeah — it left the building when they hired Wall Street Pre-Chorus Oi — you bang on about freedom But you’re chained to your boss A cyberpunk without balls — Mate, that’s not a rebel, that’s loss Chorus Dumb cunts! All hat, no hash — just regurgitated noise Dumb cunts! Crony cypherpunks actin’ like mission boys Dumb cunts! Claim you’re fightin’ the state while you’re suckin’ its teat Dumb cunts! ECAI’s comin’ through — move, or get dragged down the street Cyber-Breakdown (Spoken, feral) “Hey mate — you got a degree in compliance Not a licence for defiance Stop pretendin’ you’re a soldier You’re just a spreadsheet appliance.” Final Chorus (Screamed) DUMB CUNTS! Bow to the algorithm or bow to the throne DUMB CUNTS! ECAI’s here to turn your whole world to stone DUMB CUNTS! We’re the rats in the wires and the kings of the night DUMB CUNTS! You ain’t ready for the future — BUT WE FUCKIN’ MIGHT. #bitcoin #BitcoinPunk #DAMAGE

⚡ “The Plebs Are Captured Too” Everyone talks about “Bitcoin vs the State.” Nobody talks about the real capture: Half the Bitcoin plebs WORK for the State. The other half WORK for corporations. You think open platforms protect Bitcoin? They don’t. GitHub is open. Mailing lists are open. X is open. But the culture is closed: – career dependencies – corporate paychecks – government-linked grants – academic incentives – reputation mining – social capital hierarchies If your salary comes from the fiat system, your opinions come from the fiat system too. That’s the silent attack vector. Lightning should’ve been native to Core. Payment channels should’ve been protocol-first. Bitcoin should be a planetary settlement engine by now. But Core dev culture ossified into a mid-tier corporate engineering department with cypherpunk branding slapped on top. Decentralized code. Centralized incentives. Captured social layer. No wonder innovation had to come from outside. ECAI, Damage, real math, real cyberpunk energy — all built by people who don’t depend on fiat salaries or corporate approval. Bitcoin’s biggest weakness isn’t regulators. It’s the people defending Bitcoin while drawing paychecks from the very system it threatens. That’s the actual vulnerability. #bitcoin #plebs #DAMAGE #DumbCunts

Bitcoin lightning should have been integrated into core ... just like how aeternity payment channels are part of the stack but core devs don't have ambition or grit for it

Imagine there are people who wish to travel back in time to #BuyTheDip #bitcoin will never see these prices ever again #TheDip

The Ultimate Neuroplasticity of Christ Forgiveness is the way. If you zoom out far enough, Christ’s entire teaching is a neurological technology. Not religion. Not morality policing. Not ritual. A neuro-mechanism for rewiring the human brain so deeply that it changes the trajectory of generations. Forgiveness is neuroplasticity in its purest form. Because when you forgive: You overwrite traumatic memory loops. You dismantle limbic hijacks. You disarm pattern-matching that keeps replaying the same pain. You create new cortical pathways that no longer depend on fear, resentment, or revenge as navigation systems. You reclaim prefrontal sovereignty from ancient survival code. Forgiveness isn’t weakness. It’s the highest form of neural refactoring ever demonstrated in human history. Christ understood that if you don’t forgive, you stay enslaved to the past. Your brain becomes an echo chamber of old enemies, old wounds, old narratives. But forgiveness? It’s the only act that breaks causality. It lets a human being act outside the deterministic chain of pain → reaction → pain → reaction. It creates a free variable where biology expected none. This is why Christ didn’t just encourage forgiveness. He commanded it. Because it is the only tool strong enough to: Reset the human nervous system Cure generational trauma Reboot the storyline of a life Rewire the violent architecture of the world Forgiveness is not “letting someone off the hook.” Forgiveness is accepting sovereignty over your own neural architecture. It is the divine override of human programming. It is neuroplasticity made sacred. It is the mind choosing resurrection instead of recursion. This is why Christ could say: “Be transformed by the renewing of your mind.” Because forgiveness is the ultimate renewal. And anyone who truly forgives becomes, in a very real neuroscientific sense, a new creation. #Christ #ChristConscious #ChristConsciousness #ChristChakra

Best way to do something is to actively think of doing nothing. #DontThink #DontAct