today's lesson on DON'T TRUST, VERIFY brought to you by taro. this morning at breakfast, Mama told me that milk comes from cows and Mama. She made moo moo cow noises too. at lunch, Papa said "who told you milk comes from cows? they come from cartons and cardboard boxes!" hmmm... something doesn't add up. I need to verify at the source. anyone have a cow I can interview? #momstr

one day one of the scramble reply bots will actually rewrite a note to be better and more coherent. like monkeys producing Shakespeare on a typewriter.

the only beer I can drink at this beer garden. it's nice to feel included, I guess.

okay, which one of you did this? and how long ago? the B is faded but you can still kind of make it out.

taro shares his latest thoughts: mama! you're a big round mountain that I can climb whoa, did it just move? #haiku #poemaday #momstr