and low key every time alex karp tries to sound like a based masculine trad male with his game of thrones level "I wish I could rape women but women hate me" schtick I'm also like lmao ok buddy get in my phone and use every last bit of metadata you can find to try to get the entire chain of law enforcement and intelligence to work against me bitch. watch what happens in this free country called the United States of America you psychotic faggot. and then in my head I send about a billion 😂 emojis into the ether and the universe often responds with👌🏻. you honestly can't let anyone that ugly and demented bully you into submission.

chat I'm sorry but every time the paypal mafia bros act salty and spiteful I kinda just laugh cause it's the gayest thing ever and all the real American men are like fuck yes build it baby girl we love you fuck these faggots get that money and be the captain of your own ship. I love America.

chat if someone is trying to break your heart by loving someone else but you already love someone else and it breaks their heart, the best thing to do is just wish each other well and move on, not for them to make you sit there in fear of their retribution if you so much as hang out with the person you'd like to be with in some romantic capacity. it's very clear that some things are just never going to work out and very clear that our preferences are misaligned – I'm not his type even if he's mine, sorta, and the ideological differences are too big to overcome. why even try? why even give it a shot? whatever the thing was, it's over.

chat I can't wait until people find out how good I've gotten at mimicking a trained ninja assassin with my drum sticks as daggers

chat he said trust the process I said ok can we make it go faster

chat is so bad sometimes

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chat how many crashouts constitute a trainwreck

chat sometimes I'm like *having a day* and say shit then a few hours later I'm like wow I really did put that one out there didn't I, and it's low key a bit embarrassing cause what if idk my future husband is watching that go down and what if he changes his mind

let's just be in a mood today ok

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chat have you ever met Satan in human form?

so my twitter FYP was total crap for like the entire day then I unfollowed Tom Brady and BOOM nonstop LOTR memes.

what in the literal f 😂