you know what else I do love a good plot twist.

you know what on second thought life is a mystery and I'm just a little discombobulated from all the mysteries I've somehow gotten involved with, though I think this one might be the biggest mystery of all, or perhaps, the answer to all of my questions.

I don't want to get the reputation for being fickle it's just that there's not really anyone I've met who is in that cross section of dressing well and being a total hot chad but also a nerd and also idk an entire mystery that I can pretend I never solved even if I solved it a long time ago.

chat I went to the grocery store yesterday and suddenly like an entire succession of three or four songs played that were extremely...how do I say...titillating...and low key I felt a bit brainwashed and now I can't stop thinking about those songs. quite simply, I am very surprised that they even played in a grocery store. I suppose I do like my men a bit psychotically obsessed with me, crazy even – yes, that is true.

GM chat. transhumanism must die. it's literally DEI for nerds. let's endeavor to convert nerds into hot chads who don't need supplemental AGI, brain chips, or robots in order to feel powerful and sexy. hot chads who can drive their own cars, thank you very much. hot chads who work out instead of caving in to the pressure to submit to gross anti-traditional ideologies which harm our hearts and souls and make us not want to go church. hot chads who aren't trying to escape this planet because they recognize how beautiful and worthy of preserving it is. the definition of a hot chad is not a jock, it is you, my dear nerds, in your prime form – jacked up, healthy, spiritually aligned with your ancestors and their traditions which have been passed down to you, completely unaccepting of communism for nerds in any and all forms, free of woke guilt, submitting to no one and nothing except God and just laws and justice itself. you're so much better than the drivel of your haters, who wish to use your technologies to deceive the masses and turn them into little slaves. you are a HOT CHAD who will, instead, use your technologies to liberate the masses from our enemies and destroy the works of Satan, which always seek to enslave people to ideologies that just don't align with that which has kept civilization alive and well; that is, God, family, faith, community, church, nature, health, and hard work. there is no substitute for these things and no reason to be driven mad by transhumanism when God is in control of our destiny and loves us all so much that we are still allowed to exist on this planet as stewards of it. good stewardship is what will allow us to eventually explore the stars and all of the cosmos as a hobby, out of curiosity, not because we are scared of doomsday. you are the hero in this story, if you choose to be. ✌🏻🧡 🌻

ya know, the craziest, nature-related thing I witnessed in Miami was that the sun doesn't set over the ocean like it does on the West Coast and I feel like I missed out on something beautlful; but also, it's my fault for never waking up early enough to watch it rise and I swear that if I ever go back I'm gonna wake up on time so I can. GN chat 🫶🏼

chat the British are tempting me with muffins.

one thing that has never changed about Twitter is that the trending section is basically a gossip column.

chat, Grok sucks ass and it's only slightly better than ChatGPT. what are your favorite LLMs?

chat, what's it called when a social media company censors you from reaching the average citizen of your country and, instead, funnels your content only to a select few observers and force-links your content to accounts with known domestic terrorist connections? I think it's called digital defamation, or something much worse. it's almost like the platform itself is being used to promote domestic terrorism against America, while putting people like me in a fake position of complicity, when it's actually a foreign born citizen putting a target on innocent peoples' heads, such as my own. then again, if I were Elon, and I was on the verge of being outed as an entity perhaps worse than Epstein, would I do the same? well, to be frank, I would never be in that position to begin with because I have loved this country since the day of my birth, as America is in my veins and in my bloodline. I could never betray my fellow citizens this way, but a South African native probably could, as all his friends have already done the same. maybe I wasn't joking about his dog being deported, as my real wish is that he is someday deported so his own country can deal with the domestic terrorist he's become.

chat you have no idea what a sacred refuge of peace and calm Nostr is to me. I get so tired of my twitter feed becoming the emotional output of an aggressively unkind and bewildering situation which was destined for a rapid unscheduled disassembly by virtue of its inherent insanity. truly the end of an era in which I was thrust into the void and told that there's no way of escape. yet so many have come to my side to fight alongside me in what has become a massive success for us all. I'm so proud of all of the beautiful things which have transpired – namely, that the truth has been told. perhaps it is in the fact that I've only written and spoken words and have had no advantage of memetic imagery or a sales pitch or any sort of popularity that these things have come to pass. we don't need all that anyway, because the truth is on our side and so is this growing seed of hope for a brighter future for all that we do. I love you all and pray that God blesses each one of you with joy and peace and a fantastic summer. 🌞

chat I am a natural born entertainer which is why the most I can ever do to help you is inspire you to develop technologies that the masses love and adore the way they're going to love and adore me. I want you to also be loved and adored and I truly mean that. 🧡

chat i think he flew too close to the sun and called it a rapid unscheduled disassembly which is obviously just a quaint way of saying "my ass is cooked"

boomers are a fuckin' headache and they know it