ya know, the craziest, nature-related thing I witnessed in Miami was that the sun doesn't set over the ocean like it does on the West Coast and I feel like I missed out on something beautlful; but also, it's my fault for never waking up early enough to watch it rise and I swear that if I ever go back I'm gonna wake up on time so I can. GN chat 🫶🏼

chat the British are tempting me with muffins.

one thing that has never changed about Twitter is that the trending section is basically a gossip column.

chat, Grok sucks ass and it's only slightly better than ChatGPT. what are your favorite LLMs?

chat, what's it called when a social media company censors you from reaching the average citizen of your country and, instead, funnels your content only to a select few observers and force-links your content to accounts with known domestic terrorist connections? I think it's called digital defamation, or something much worse. it's almost like the platform itself is being used to promote domestic terrorism against America, while putting people like me in a fake position of complicity, when it's actually a foreign born citizen putting a target on innocent peoples' heads, such as my own. then again, if I were Elon, and I was on the verge of being outed as an entity perhaps worse than Epstein, would I do the same? well, to be frank, I would never be in that position to begin with because I have loved this country since the day of my birth, as America is in my veins and in my bloodline. I could never betray my fellow citizens this way, but a South African native probably could, as all his friends have already done the same. maybe I wasn't joking about his dog being deported, as my real wish is that he is someday deported so his own country can deal with the domestic terrorist he's become.

chat you have no idea what a sacred refuge of peace and calm Nostr is to me. I get so tired of my twitter feed becoming the emotional output of an aggressively unkind and bewildering situation which was destined for a rapid unscheduled disassembly by virtue of its inherent insanity. truly the end of an era in which I was thrust into the void and told that there's no way of escape. yet so many have come to my side to fight alongside me in what has become a massive success for us all. I'm so proud of all of the beautiful things which have transpired – namely, that the truth has been told. perhaps it is in the fact that I've only written and spoken words and have had no advantage of memetic imagery or a sales pitch or any sort of popularity that these things have come to pass. we don't need all that anyway, because the truth is on our side and so is this growing seed of hope for a brighter future for all that we do. I love you all and pray that God blesses each one of you with joy and peace and a fantastic summer. 🌞

chat I am a natural born entertainer which is why the most I can ever do to help you is inspire you to develop technologies that the masses love and adore the way they're going to love and adore me. I want you to also be loved and adored and I truly mean that. 🧡

chat i think he flew too close to the sun and called it a rapid unscheduled disassembly which is obviously just a quaint way of saying "my ass is cooked"

boomers are a fuckin' headache and they know it

well here's some daily treachery for ya

chat it's 5:05am and the birds are just getting started. I do believe that they are sleeping in a bit too late these days, as I'm already awake by 4am in a feeble attempt to pre-acquaint myself with a different time zone. chirping birds > alarm clocks

chat what do you think would happen if Peter Thiel stopped being gay and went to mass and suddenly became a total Catholic chad?

the funny thing about me is that I don't have simps, I have crusaders 🩵

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