Face f$$k the shit out of me. Just kidding. I’m baptist.

Everyone hates each other in the USA, not a good look for our national security. We're so busy destroying esch other it won't be hard for our enemies to take us out. 😩

Highly classified documents leaked to a journalist by mistake, my ass! Remember that American journalist being held by Russia for being a spy???? There a lot of people leaking information that are just as dirty as the people they claim to be exposing 🙃

You don't want to piss people off in the United States. They still have that Salem witch trail mentality 😂. I don't think our boi Elmo will recover

I learned two things from this: Jimmy Page owned an occult bookstore in London and David Bowie never spoke to him again because he was convinced he was doing Black Magic on him.

Reading your crushes archived online journals is fun 🤪

Remember kids your enemies are experiencing mercury in retrograde too. Now is the time to get shit down not sulk over a planets movement