#bitcoin is SkyNet
It’s now self aware

In regard to options expiry
It’s 8:00 UTC
OR 2 hours away roughly
#bitcoin is SkyNet and the launch codes are active
It becomes self aware 8:01 UTC
NO MORE EXPLAINING #bitcoin from here, it’ll just show everyone, then it’s either the no coiners buy it because they think it’s fashion is r their friends have it and they want it
Good for you
Good for me
Eventually good for them if they hold
Skynet online
Merry Christmas #nostr
Start the day with a B Grade trash movie as do every Xmas
Afternoon will be Santa With Muscles
Night will be National Lampoons Xmas Vacation

#bitcoin is almost 20 years old
In technology years, that’s getting to quite a mature point in time
Apple
Google
You know the names
Bitcoin beat them to a Trillion $ marketcap by a very long way
In saying that we need to get on with things in 2026
Which means all of us switching it on as payments, having it part of our balance sheet, if you’re employed then you’ll need to actually put in writing your want for the company to buy #btc
We can’t have another year of “News, Podcast, Emphasise, Dramatise, Exaggerate, it’s coming, soon moon and do you know what this means”
With zero action, follow through or reality
Which means no more exaggeration
Whatever The USA is doing to #bitcoin good or bad, we just can’t trust it
Strategic Bitcoin reserves has no proof of reserves
They apparently hold 1 billion each of FTT and Luna…. Not swapped for Bitcoin? 2 bankrupt and criminal companies tokens….. and an Argentinian Peso Reserve
Who know what that side is doing
Then we have Saylor beating everyone to everything and keeping it simple, Buy, Hold, Buy more, Recruit larger holders
Saylor got the Saudis and emirates on board
You’ll need to get your companies onboard
No more talk without action
A grind higher is always how it starts
I just wanna see the USA open and if the 10am slam is abandoned
I’ll have a lot to say about #bitcoin shortly
I just need to see what I’ve seen so many times before
#bitcoin and retail
In any market, a retail participant has about as much chance of winning before they retire, as a Camel does racing in the Indy 500
Retail wins are lottery tickets
In stocks, you’re never day 1, they’re reserved for the company board
In global markets unless youre extremely early, you’re best bet is when you’re just to damn old “enjoy retirement”….. sold to you like a consolation prize that some jerk in a suit popped your cash in a forever market and it eventually was printed into whatever’s left over
Superannuation and 401ks are for the consolation prize…. Yay! You’re rich at 70 now u can afford a new hip, u legend
Then there’s debt, fairly easy to come by, walk into a bank ask for a blank cheque and they give it to you on the bounds that you pay back double over time with unknown interest rate changes and you’re imprisoned in a life you may not want “content”
Then there’s housing….. LOL….
Say you have a $100k deposit on a $700k home…. You owe $600k over 30 years… wrong, you owe 1.2 million $ and then you cheer when your eventual 1.2m dollar repaid home goes up to 900k like you made money “equity” … yay! You now have 900k in equity that you can now buy the exact same home worth 900k up from 700k somewhere else…. Ridiculous
Then there is #bitcoin whales are still here, billionaires are buying it all, companies and wealth funds want the supply and it’s now finally a payment method in the USA (Nostr global)
Bitcoin out of all of these is the only chance a Camel has in the Indy 500…. Good news is not ur camels are clogging up the race track and we have pole position….. but Saylor will change that
The only chance a $1000 investor has at becoming a millionaire is #btc
Until Saylor and Co secure all the supply…. Then the rich got richer
Sadly facing facts that 99% of the retail market will now not make it and have to settle for a consolation prize…. They own zero Bitcoin …. There’s a lot we can’t change now in the regard of people buying at 90k
They will at 900k though
Our job is to get all the holders over the line, try and get more no coiners into the network…. But how?
Saylors words are to advanced for the normal person
Bitcoin has become complicated with way to much talk and opinion which turns many away
Fake news, attacks and the list goes on
So how? Answer is we don’t…. Bitcoin will take care of that itself
“The price they deserve”
Let’s get you over the line, you deserve it, you’ve put up with way to much bullshit in Bitcoin to fall short
The Indy 500 is upgrading their cars, we need to make sure our camels hang on as long as needed, then we buy the cars….. Bitcoin Plebs will inherit the network
No
Matter
What
#nostr plebs I know it’s you fat fingering the $1 #bitcoin buys
Good! Coz 10 million $1 buys makes an muscle
Saylor put it perfectly
Strategy is at 3.2%
At 5% #bitcoin is 1m$
At 7.5% it’s 10m per coin
Saylor will tell what he filled his Santa sack in 10 hours with this week, just shy of 2 billion over 2 weeks
The supply just isn’t there, people on paper, derivatives etc, fine you can swim in that sink if you want
#btc has a delivery problem
U can’t go to the orderbook on any exchange and buy 5000 bitcoin at a price… its not there
Binance carries at best 100 bitcoin per $1000 move, most of the time its 20 or so, with heavier walls at major stops
But if you smashed 5000 bitcoin on Binance in one hit, the orderbook to do so is 414,000 USD per Bitcoin…
Derivatives etc will not find delivery, price moves, they’ll sell, you get back to real bitcoin
Noise over time frames , charts , cycles …. You know better than anyone Bitcoin breaks all charts and cycles at any given stage
4 year cycle now dead
Hashrate and mining cycles went ages ago
Bitcoin is now extremely secretly volatile….
You have no idea what the buying is, Saylor thankfully lets us see it, and Metaplanet and the team
But when the Emirates added 100m public alt to their wealth fund, announcement was a 4 month delay
I know you’re hating the data, the what should be, how it should operate
I get it, people working to get their 10 Bitcoin, 1 whole, 0.5, 0.1 whatever I’m proud as hell you hit milestones
And then you get some ass gets to buy 10k cheaper than u did, pisses you off… fine
Saylor on his own can take Bitcoin to 500k, he doesn’t need anyone who wants out
He talks to oil, telecommunications and the guys who were born with 40 billion in a trust fund
Let me put it festive
Saylor = Santa 🎅
Emirates, companies, ETFs = Reindeers
Bitcoin = Rudolph
You… = Just need to climb aboard
Coz Santa is visiting everyone in the world in one night, and everyone wakes up happy with all the toys you ever wanted
@Michael Saylor is Santa
Muscular Women of the 80s/90s
Sue Price
Nemesis 2-4 absolute perfect physique
Thai food is ridiculously easy muscle meal
On the road ✅
Need food ✅
Don’t wanna get fat ✅
Thai time

How do you get capital gains on a Stablecoin?
The $200 US stablecoin act of no capital gains under $200 has been enacted
But it’s pegged to the USD voiding any chance of capital gains
You can tell the smart people are working hard today 😂🤕
#bitcoin is the tool of resistance
Against Currency Debasement
Against confiscation of funds
Against Surveillance
Against Banking Collapse
Bitcoin thesis has not changed since 2008 and will never change
The users opinions are meaningless, if you think Quantum is an attack? It doesn’t matter what you think
Bitcoin REMOVES THE HUMAN BIAS
let me say that again
REMOVES THE HUMAN BIAS
A TA chart Bitcoiner? Meaningless
A Miner? Meaningless
An opinion? Meaningless
You’re entitled to your opinion, but not your own facts or truths
#bitcoin took care of the latter for everyone
Now everyone is entitled to use Bitcoin for the purpose they choose
GOOD AND BAD
GOOD OR EVIL
EVIL OR SADISTIC
It doesn’t matter
#bitcoin has no threats from V30 nor does it have a saviour in Knots
Your job is simple
Buy and Use
Be a User
Buy/Sell/Hold/Save and Self Custody
Be a user of the network
Not a wannabe commander of the network
Trying to predict an outcome for Bitcoin is beyond you, it’s beyond the HUMAN BIAS
Bitcoin is emotionless
Something humans can never be
If you’re reading this, You should not take my word for it
Not am I speaking for Bitcoin
Bitcoin doesn’t need me to speak for it….
Bitcoin speaks for itself in perfect code and in perfect money
💰
On #bitcoin sentiment
You have to be kidding me at this point, Bitcoin is a volatile unit of money
By now, most have been through atleast a 40% pull back, most should of seen 60-80% atleast once
But as more people agree #btc is what it is (perfect money blah blah) then volatility is far less, not removed, not smaller…. LESS!
In my early days of 2017 30-40% was a 4-6 week occurrence, as I started this whole thing February that year, I got acclimatised very quickly to how it works and why it’s necessary
In 2025 we have had 40% pulls but how many? In the last 18 months…. 3 😆 that’s it 3
Not 7, not 10, not an unending amount, 3 spaced out by very lengthy sideways chop or all time highs
3!!!!
This will keep shrinking in time NOT AMOUNT!
So April trade war 109k to 74k
We had to wait for October 10 to get something similar
That’s one major pull in 6 months lol
So from 88k now to say 300k
The next pull should be 9-12 months away
These things don’t take anywhere near as long to recover either
It’s been 8 weeks since all time highs and even then it’s only been 3 weeks under 100k
Sentiment should be ROCKETING!
You have an obvious playbook, that’s played out thousands of times already, now it happens far less time wise, recovers much faster and has broken all previous models
Price and hashrate? Dead
4 year cycle died when we made an all time high in 2024 lol
Business cycle? Dead
Every single model DEAD!
#bitcoin is the self fulfilling prophecy that’s breaking out of fixed pattern or pattern overload
And it won’t take long
When Bitcoin pushes 100k again, sentiment will change
127k all time high sentiment will change
Saylor, Bukele, Companies, Countries and our Pleb cohort aren’t stopping buying
More are coming all the time, and larger holders from early days aren’t that large anymore
#bitcoin needed to break all models, you can’t map Bitcoin. You can pin point it…. And it’s the singularity of money and energy aka GLOBAL CURRENCY
SIMPLE PLAN…. Don’t stop and sentiment comes back
If you’re tired of #bitcoin join the club, you think Saylor some days doesn’t want a 300k-500k Bitcoin
He’s playing to win and while 10,000 Bitcoin is easy to buy, he will do it
Just play the fucking game and play to win
IT REALLY IS ALL ON THE LINE
#bitcoin
No matter what
The protocol stands at 21m
The game = Get them all
The way = Self Custody
The outcome = Hal Finney $10m $ adjusted for inflation 50-100m$
The best way = $100m per #btc so 1 #sat is $1…. Perfect
The perfect money, needs the perfect strategy
Not a business cycle, not a 4 year mining cycle, not government help or regulation
It simply requires Bitcoin holders to do the one job they have to do
Buy/Hold/Self Custody/ Use it as currency
2026 Bitcoin cannot be like 2025 which was a horrible year of talk and barely any real action
21m of which only 19m in existence of which 3m are lost, of which there are only about 2 million in the actual market, of which price moves off about 5000 #bitcoin
The simple solution is above
Bitcoiners want god mode difficulty though, well you’re getting it
Just remember it downs have to be this way, choices matter
2026 Bitcoin….. we do not want to lose any more users. We lost 27% of Bitcoin users in 2025
That’s not good education
We need users, not paper etf HODLERS
Time to get back to basics, not Wall Street hopes
If
@Michael Saylor just did a market buy across a few exchanges with no TWAP
Or
If we all band together and attack this exactly: Order book buys in an hours duration
The reward is there for #bitcoin
U just have to buy correctly

Nemesis 2
Absolute golden age B Grader
If you like the genre

Weeks of Japan doom
For a 2 page amendment lol
You have to see the ridiculous level of #bitcoin doom is next level right
If Bitcoin was so easy to predict, we’d all be 100 x which ever direction it was certain to go
lol….. Japan 🤣🤣🤣
0% and 0.75% have a 0 in it btw lol unwinding lolol
No…..

Not a Single Japan doom post anywhere
Funny that
#bitcoin loves FUD
Nothing burger
Ok

2 test pumps in #bitcoin last couple of days have people reeling for the cliff
Those little pumps are fairly regular
Maybe someone’s expecting bank of Japan not to raise
Maybe liquidity is being tested
Maybe Saylor buying heavily at US Open
Maybe, Maybe, Maybe
Test pumps I’ve seen for years, they give a 2 hour glee with 8 hour flee
With this stupid Bank of Japan FUD! Around hopefully by tomorrow that is forgotten
0.75% expected 🤣 nothing stops the carry trade…. Well not 0.75 anyway lol