The one exchange that gave BDashJr a ticker, and the Cult pooches it by being feral reprobates who can't exist in the world 5 minutes without becoming the Babadook Meme.

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@jb55 is single-handed delivering the consistently dankest nostr timeline. I can't wait to see how he gets out of this jam. View quoted note →

Monero reply guy: I would be so much more successful at converting people to monero, if it weren't for all these maxis being mean and toxic! Also monero guy: STOP BEING A RETARD AND USE MONERO WHY ARE YOU RETARDED JUST STOP

Latest Knots release notes are completely unhinged:

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Have we decided what the blake2b forkers are called? Without input, I have settled on "Potatoes". My logic, summarized: blake2b'ers => blaketubers => tubers => potatoes

I was one of the unreasonable psychopaths that set up my seeds with dice. I was lucky to become so singularly obsessed with bitcoin that I went that far, years before everyone forgot vendor diversity and real-world entropy were important. Self-custody, as a concept is fucked, if people have to be as obsessed as I was. It's an unreasonable ask, and the hardware wallet industry needs to stop lazily thrusting BIP39 on everyone, like it's se perfect, divine solution.

When monero fails to save nostr, what shitcoin will we use to overcome our boredom next?

I'm going to need you BlakeToobers to pump muh bags a lot harder than this.

I have like 250k monero microfluffies. Can I buy a coffee yet? Or do I have to wait for someone to invent super private coffee for paranoid internet assholes.

Unless you're gonna zap someone a girthy UTXO, I don't much see how payment targets are gonna solve anything on nostr.

What do you call sats in monero? Fluffies? WOWE I can wait to pay $0.15 in monero to move my $0.21 monero zap.

IF YOU DONT USE MONERO THEN FUCK YOU

How do you do fellow Monerons

This movie is going to be a BSV Craig Wright propaganda piece. View quoted note →

Does anyone remember Andrew Desantis? He was like some sort of early bitcoin schizo crank with like a million projects that were gonna save the world. He occassionally did scammy or deceptive things to fuck with dumb people on Twitter. What happened to that guy?

We don't use the term "blow stamps" here often enough and that problem ends tonight.

I don't know what a monero is, but I think it's basically a venereal disease that causes mental decline.