O fug I forgot to buy the dip.

There has to be a word for when a coworker pastes a link to a giant fucking LLM-generated wall of text and says "Here is a conversation I had with Claude that proves my point."

1) what

Without fail, the sound of le garbage truck clanking up my street sends my brain into a panic: "O SHIT ITS GARBAGE DAY WHY AM I SUCH A FUCK UP." and then quickly remember I am a responsible adult who sets an alarm and a calendar event with 5 reminders to put the garbage out the night before.

If Bitcoin is money, why do so few bitcoiners use it like money? My local meetup has splintered off into a guerilla campaign of getting local Square merchants to turn on Bitcoin. We've onboarded merchants that sell coffee, ice cream, tacos, rolfing, etc...God willing, we will get beer on the menu. And the local bitcoiners mostly can't be arsed to spend with them! What gives?! Also I have NO IDEA what rolfing is. But you can spend bitcoin on it.

Sparrow has the greatest bitcoin-related logo and it's not even close. Normies love this hat.

What a delightfully chaotic development. View quoted note →

Matthew Kratter morning audience tuning in.

Some have been upset that Saylor sells bitcoin. Now some are super mad that Saylor holds bitcoin. So mad that they are gonna rage quit and call bitcoin SaylorCoin. Muhfuh do you think we take you seriously? He's been holding bitcoin for 6 years publicly. Have you been in a coma?

The alternative history of Bitcoin is that it has been been destroyed multiple times, because unmedicated jackasses on a manic tear failed to save bitcoin, disappointing God and mankind.

The children: "Core decision making is centralized! You'll have tail emissions any day now!" Also the children: "Hooray, Luke has spun the wheel and picked out next PoW algo!"

Sooner or later, the pace at which we find people to join us in the Bitcoin LARP will go from a crawl to a standstill. We are quickly running out of INTJs who want to spend hours building Seed Signers, perfecting dice rolls, and falling asleep to the dulcet tones of Jeff Booth droning on about deflation. Sooner or later we are going to have to make Bitcoin reasonable. Literal retards understand how to use cash. It needs to be that reasonable.

@Brunswick has conducted a thorough census, and concluded the fork he supports happens to be most righteous. What a lucky break, huh. View quoted note →

"You're on the corpo-Saylor cuck chain!" MF who u think is going to be the largest known holder of bdash when it hard forks?