Paul Sztorc has waged a one-man campaign for years to make Drivechains. For some reason it HAD to be on Bitcoin in order to succeed, which caused a lot of people to believe Paul was a good guy for wanting it that way. But aw sadge, Paul has failed to convince enough people that he is Very Smart, so now he is forced to take on his Final Form as a shitcoin hard forker. View quoted note →

That's funny, I believe the earth is round because of like 3 thought experiments, the fact GPS works, varying constellation visibility at different places on earth, the ship-horizon proof, and Erotosthenes. View quoted note →

Bitcoin is software. There is a diminishingly small population that has the aptitude and desire to run the software. Everything else that people consume as "Bitcoin" is actually just a bunch of low-quality narrative content or straight-up bulltard hopium. Stories that venal influencers spin to keep morons occupied while they impatiently wait around to get rich. View quoted note →

Let's not kid ourselves. The majority of the boomers didn't rebel against the culture of the 50's. But they identified with the rebellion. So they must have largely been dissatisfied with what they had, despite the fact that what they actually had was the stability and structure the trads claim to crave. View quoted note →

I just say through 45 minutes of querying Claude AI for life guidance, and I'm happy to report that I've convinced it that I'm ABAOLUTELT RIGHT about everything, guys. Holy shit, what are the chances I've threaded the needle. I'm a fucking genius.

Sloth stupidity is eclipsed only by human stupidity. View quoted note →

People are so bored with Bitcoin, they are spending it. That's how early you are.

My wife and I have real life all caps argument shortcuts. They are: * FORBID * DEMAND * DISAPPOINT We break these out as ocassional Trump cards where we feel our needs and concerns are not being met. They work surprisingly well.

I actually convinced a company to hire me. I made it through the entire interview process without saying "Honestly I just want more sats. It's gonna take you muppets literally months to figure out I have no idea what I'm doing. Oh you have a 90 day probationary period? That's adorable. Guess who is gonna be your best friend for the next 90 days? I am absolutely gonna charm the socks off Twighla in HR. GOOD LUCK NEW BESTIES."

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Bourbon County Stout Cherries Jubilee

I'm all jacked up on Belgian Beer, Chip. Imma come at you like a spider monkey!

What a pussy willow. I've sat through 80% drawdowns of my net worth and I just bought more of the same shit that was going down. View quoted note →

My work here is done. View quoted note →

Libertarians: The unfettered free market will propel us into an age where we will have flying cars and galactic civilizations! Also libertarians: Please visit my booth at the local Renaissance faire where you can buy tallow soap and unpastuerized milk and various leather goods.

You look dehydrated, anon. Your untreated anxiety disorder constantly scanning your environment for invisible threats can really work up a thirst. Go hot the municipal water fountain, confident that you are all that you need to be retarded. https://www.sciencenews.org/article/fluoride-drinking-water-iq-no-evidence

Found a 2015 Trek Demone 5.2 in a local bike shop. $1000 for great condition is fair. This thing is pristine. Like it's been sitting in a showroom for 9 years. The rims look like the thing has never braked. Love it.