Good satire. Personally, I dont trust anyone that, unsolicited, profers the opinion that they are a good person. I never even encountered such a sussy self-assessment outside of toxic thought circles until woke culture escaped the ideological weapons lab of the modern academy. View quoted note →

WE'RE THE RENEGADES OF FUNK WE'RE THE RENEGADES OF FUNK

@Ben Weeks ⚡ @ChopperBTC you're up. View quoted note →

I should probably see how much silver doubloons I own.

Dance like nobody is watching. Love like you've never been hurt. Fuck like the earth's magnetic poles are going to shift tomorrow and wipe out all of civilization below 13 thousand feet elevation.

I have e so much more empathy for electric car drivers. They must feel like impotent, dumb faggots most of the time, and I will do my best to make their day better.

Its really nice to architect with AI. If you know the orginazational patterns you're trying to achieve, you can just iterate from slop code to refactored code to payterned code. For example. I just want sloppy nostr authentication in my website. It's fucking awful. But it works. I refactor it once to organize the code into various react components and hooks. Then, I refactor again for high-level maintainability concerns, with site-wide providers and thoughtful config vars. So much less tedious than doing all the dev grunt work. LOL. Slamming the door on recent graduates and turning this into consultancy gold. What could go wrong (for me)?

I feel like I have adequately bullied Cursor into submission. Now it just does what I want without a lot of flowery explanation or apologietics on behalf of its hallicinatory nonsense. "You fucked up on this line. The JSON prop is clearly "picture" and not "avatar". Fix it or I'm leaving you for Claude." It just does the work! No obsequious "You're absolutely right..." groveling. Just prompts me with the "Do it" button and goes to work.

Let's play "Knots or BSV"

Gas vehicles: Please pull up under a roofed area for less than 10 minutes where we have ample feilling stations. Feel free to come inside where it is warm and dry. Buy a 64oz soda and a hot dog, if you're inclined. Electric Vehicles: 4 stations, half of them broken. Wait 30 minutes for the working ones. Oh it's sleeting outside? Fuck you, wear a hooded parka next time. For $27 and 75 minutes, you can drive your golf cart around for another 200 miles. You want food? Eat shit. How bout that.

Renting an electric vehicle in a strange, cold place is a bad idea.

In an alternate universe, your Junk folder is actually your Inbox, and you lead a much more interesting life full of declined payments, princes trying desperately to deposit millions of dollars into your bank account, and hot Russian women wanting to meet you now.

This complete maniac begins his day marching around my in-laws' house, bellowing his demands to be let outside to begin his spree of genocidal terror against birds, squirrels, snakes, and all other neighborhood fauna within his capacity to kill, his goals being nothing short of silent spring. Those white tufts will be red by sunset. He's huge, not because he is overfed. He is huge because he overkills. Also a very sweet boi.

Bitcoin Core mailing list is discussing how to mitigate conversations about forks that propose confiscation. I think it's hilarious that some dipshits march around claiming that Bitcoin will always have some immutable property or another (21 million, censorship resistance, etc...) when there is a very human layer of values governance required to keep the whole thing from going off the rails.

Can someone zap me? I just recovered my Zeus wallet and I'd like to test. I will zap you back. 🥹 👉👈