I really have no idea what people want from nostr. What do you want from it? Authenticity? Engagement slop? WHAT. WHAT DO YOU WANT.

Yes, please, I want to use your vibe-codes nostr software that you are intellectually incapable of reviewing. Please, say no more, and take my nsec.

As much as I appreciate the @FLASH headlines, I can't stand the tiktok engagement garbage and the video game commercials. Gotta unfollow.

I love how the computer GPU and memory markets constantly fuck gamers, and all they can do is impotently rage about how their arrested development disguised as a hobby is dying. Go outside, neckbeards.

This is how I prompt.

And it's not even true! Experiments show that flies actually are more attracted to vinegar! And let's examine the motivation behind this twisted proverb, shall we? WHO are the metaphorical flies? People! More specifically, when you consider that this turn of phrase is largely employed by salesmen, THE FLIES ARE CUSTOMERS. Hey aren't customers just like shit-gobbling little pests! Sure are! Definitely want more of those little nuissances! View quoted note →

"You can catch more flies with honey." Why in the cornbread Hell would I want to catch flies? They're pests! What am I gonna do, show people my fly circus?

I have a senile Chihuahua that has now just cries for everything without actually realizing she doesnt want it. Wants food. Cries. Gets food, doesn't want it anymore. Wants to see out front storm door. Cries. Gets the view. Walks away. Wants to go in back yard. Cries. Too cold. Wants to come back in. Cries. Wants encouragement to climb dog stairs. Cries. Wife and I cheerlead her. Climbs back down immediately.

Okay apparently we also now need a GORE report enum item. View quoted note →

With Christmas appriaching, I'm trying to think of a polite way to tell the minority politically-fixated moaners in the family that I didn't travel 1000 miles to hear them air the same opinions that their social echo chamber validates on a daily basis.

IF YOU DONT LIKE GNOMES FUCK YOU