Rich Nost

And it's not even true! Experiments show that flies actually are more attracted to vinegar! And let's examine the motivation behind this twisted proverb, shall we? WHO are the metaphorical flies? People! More specifically, when you consider that this turn of phrase is largely employed by salesmen, THE FLIES ARE CUSTOMERS. Hey aren't customers just like shit-gobbling little pests! Sure are! Definitely want more of those little nuissances! nostr:nevent1qqspyewmaelg7v96tpqvtc7anfspyw7hfll2cjs4x7ztu9m5ygdp69qpr4mhxue69uhkummnw3ezucnfw33k76twv4ezuum0vd5kzmp0qgsp80y4mysu3d4jdne4f9ykfkhcd7f39ljsjfzg85nxsfuhnkqgjlgrqsqqqqqpc9fgyg

"You can catch more flies with honey." Why in the cornbread Hell would I want to catch flies? They're pests! What am I gonna do, show people my fly circus?

I have a senile Chihuahua that has now just cries for everything without actually realizing she doesnt want it. Wants food. Cries. Gets food, doesn't want it anymore. Wants to see out front storm door. Cries. Gets the view. Walks away. Wants to go in back yard. Cries. Too cold. Wants to come back in. Cries. Wants encouragement to climb dog stairs. Cries. Wife and I cheerlead her. Climbs back down immediately.

Okay apparently we also now need a GORE report enum item. nostr:nevent1qqspxnwxn6y2mlqnpsqmlq6ysjlf8h5y00euyxphrggf2zwtd4jxe3spr4mhxue69uhkummnw3ezucnfw33k76twv4ezuum0vd5kzmp0qgsp80y4mysu3d4jdne4f9ykfkhcd7f39ljsjfzg85nxsfuhnkqgjlgrqsqqqqqpaww56t

With Christmas appriaching, I'm trying to think of a polite way to tell the minority politically-fixated moaners in the family that I didn't travel 1000 miles to hear them air the same opinions that their social echo chamber validates on a daily basis.

IF YOU DONT LIKE GNOMES FUCK YOU

LOL fact checkers ay Gizmodo really earning their keep

I don't know who needs to hear this, but Bitcoin Core doesnt really need to give a shit about non-economic node runners or whether or not Gloria is a PR disaster among them. They don't see you as users. They don't care about losing installation base to some goofy project with a tonal numbering system among people who dont matter to them. You are the disposable, useful idiots propagandizing their project with memes. You gleefully lap up the podcasts aligned with core, and you buy the products advertised by the companies with the nodes that matter to Core.

What is the NIP for this report enum, and can we add "AI Slop" to it?

Now the TMNT theme song is stuck in my head 🎶 Teenage Aussie tiktok tourists 🎶 🎶 Teenage Aussie tiktok tourists 🎶 🎶 TEENAGE AUSSIE TIKTOK TOURISTS 🎶 God I hate their accent. nostr:nevent1qqs8g2n73hfzz9madt7wny6pfqf7hzkv6n3hjy48yf3gghfm75wptrcpr4mhxue69uhkummnw3ezucnfw33k76twv4ezuum0vd5kzmp0qgsp80y4mysu3d4jdne4f9ykfkhcd7f39ljsjfzg85nxsfuhnkqgjlgrqsqqqqqpykg4zy

Gloria is the greatest gift to the philistine hoarde circling the Core ivory tower. nostr:nevent1qqsxgn9ewcldusu7cyh748l0xhtdgsvczjwwwf6j0huv3aklr8dv04sppemhxue69uhkummn9ekx7mp0qgs0eac2gh86s9l24qfmnw52xawhz0f3d862yleaetpafygjmanaxlsrqsqqqqqppu88l0

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Oh god, does this mean nostr is going to get an influx of tiktok-addled Australian teenage tourists?