Bryce Weiner is now claiming to be Satoshi. *closes laptop, eats ten gummies, leaves this planet*

Don't groksplain a solution to someone who just volunteered to help you solve a problem. It's rude.

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Primal is down. Nostr is not down. Primal is not nostr. View quoted note →

Turns out I timed the dip. Yay I'm a trader! View quoted note →

This. Few of these devices disagree about what a PSBT file looks like. Almost all of the possible combinations of hardware/spftware disagree about QR code standards, and I'm sorry, but NFC just doesnt fucking work. View quoted note →

Nunchuk Wallet + ColdCard Q is hella broke. Won't import wallet descriptor via ColdCard QR export Will import wallet descriptor via NFC, but at completely naff angles And once the wallet descriptor is imported to Nunchuk via NFC, your fucking nunchuk wallet now MUST use NFC through regular signing workflow Exporting transaction from Nunchuk over NFC works, but signing from ColdCard over NFC just doesnt fucking work. After contorting the Nunchuk key to work over QR, QR signatures don't import. It's right there on the fucking ColdCard screen and Nunchuk won't import it. What a debacle.

In previous cycles, all the people getting perma-rekt and rage-quitting were retail shitcoiners. Now the retail shitcoiners are insignificant. Now the "bitcoiners" at the meetup yammering about Michael Saylor and David Bailey are likely the new perma-rekt, and I couldn't be happier about it.

Sold some corn today to cover some upcoming big expenses (i.e. living). Didn't have to sell right now, but wanted to time the market just to feel alive.

"How many weeks away from quantum Bitcoin breakage are we, and how much of your Bitcoin position have you offloaded to signal ypur certainty?"

Primal is just VC corner-cutting. VC's kill decentralization and optimization first. Shipping is their priority until dumping on retail is. View quoted note →

What exactly isn't pleb slop? Do we all have to politely gather in a Socratic seminar circle and defer to anyone who gets paid to be interested in Bitcoin's, like a fucking Etherean? At that point are we free of pleb slop?

Someone on the internet told you to do something that you dont want to do. Were they, like, important or something? Or is this you forgetting that influencers are just celebrities for retards, and that they can't hurt you or actually tell you what to do?

LOL SRY ABT UR TWTTER X WHTVR

Like I GAF who muted me.

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We need to come up with a marketing term for all the shitcoin cock knockery coming to bitcoin.

The foxgirls living in the drainage ditches have a message for all you squares

I turned off the filter that keeps mastodon out of my feed, and these people are the most mediocre fucksticks on the internet.

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